Do you want to discuss boring politics? (22 Viewers)

[Ian1779]

I feel unclean linking to this scummy website but anyway this is good for a laugh and probably CON +4

 

[Skybluefaz]

I feel unclean linking to this scummy website but anyway this is good for a laugh and probably CON +4

Didn't have him down as a dirty dog. Fucking useless wet wipe.

 

[wingy]

Pike........ Stupid boy

 

[shmmeee]

Honestly cheating on his wife is the least offensive thing about Hancock. Got to be gutted to get sacked by Johnson for being a lying philanderer though .

 

[hill83]

Those pictures are clearly from a Live interview on the news and he just got a bit too close again. Leave him alone.

 

[Ian1779]

Honestly cheating on his wife is the least offensive thing about Hancock. Got to be gutted to get sacked by Johnson for being a lying philanderer though .

So apart from being absolutely fucking useless we’ve now learned that giving away government contracts on the sly makes him horny.

 

[CCFCSteve]

I feel unclean linking to this scummy website but anyway this is good for a laugh and probably CON +4

Standard early morning read Ian ?!

Mate just flagged this, incompetence leading to loss off life is one thing…getting caught with passionate arse grabbing kiss on camera is a step too far

He commented on unfortunate angle for hairline…probably not top of hancocks concerns today, but valid point

Edit - if that’s a government building that pic would’ve been kicking around for ages. He’s possibly a blocker to end of lockdown so Johnson’s taking him out

 

[Ian1779]

Standard early morning read Ian ?!

Mate just flagged this, incompetence leading to loss off life is one thing…getting caught with passionate arse grabbing kiss on camera is a step too far

He commented on unfortunate angle for hairline…probably not top of hancocks concerns today, but valid point

Edit - if that’s a government building that pic would’ve been kicking around for ages. He’s possibly a blocker to end of lockdown so Johnson’s taking him out

Well that’s just it isn’t it… someone at Murdoch HQ has decided it’s time for him to go, and they’ve probably been sat on this for ages.

 

[chiefdave]

How can Johnson sack him for having an affair? I know the government likes to take the piss but if they're going to start sacking people for this sort of behaviour we all know who is top of the list.

 

[Ccfcisparks]

Matt Hancock fantastic you have just made my morning

 

[CCFCSteve]

How can Johnson sack him for having an affair? I know the government likes to take the piss but if they're going to start sacking people for this sort of behaviour we all know who is top of the list.

I agree, but I’m not sure if it’s quite his only failing Dave. If government/scientists think we’re edging out of this* so can risk getting rid of Health Secretary I think he might be gone

* I know many are still getting caught up with case numbers but keep an eye on PHE Covid inpatients (only up 100 in a week - hopefully it stays under control) and PHE data released yesterday regarding slowing rate of transmission across country. Not to say we’re out of the woods, especially with scenes like London last week, but fingers crossed on our way

 

[Ccfcisparks]

How can Johnson sack him for having an affair? I know the government likes to take the piss but if they're going to start sacking people for this sort of behaviour we all know who is top of the list.

Can hardly sack him when the PM is a serial adulterer himself

 

[clint van damme]

Huge ppe contract to the landlord of your local - fine.
Lying daily in interviews - fine.
Making a pigs ear of your brief - fine.
Bit on the side - he's got to go.

Country's fucked.
And how did they get that CCTV?

 

[skybluetony176]

Two points

One. It’s her husband I feel most sorry for. He must be thinking how awful am I that my wife considers MHancock a better option. Some deep personal reflection going on there.

Two. How can Boris sack him with his track record. All that will happen is this will get played down and swept under the carpet because we have a PM who can’t take the moral high ground on anyone.

 

[COV]

No mention at all on the BBC about Hancock from what I can see

 

[CCFCSteve]

Two points

One. It’s her husband I feel most sorry for. He must be thinking how awful am I that my wife considers MHancock a better option. Some deep personal reflection going on there.

Two. How can Boris sack him with his track record. All that will happen is this will get played down and swept under the carpet because we have a PM who can’t take the moral high ground on anyone.

Might be a resignation (stress of last year, spend time with family etc). Soon find out I guess

 

[SBAndy]

Not really fussed about the affair angle, more that he hires “millionaire lobbyists” as close advisors.

But yeah, 100% that has been sat on for a while and now it’s been decided his time is up. Tory playbook 101.

 

[SkyBlueDom26]

He's punching with her

 

[COV]

Huge ppe contract to the landlord of your local - fine.
Lying daily in interviews - fine.
Making a pigs ear of your brief - fine.
Bit on the side - he's got to go.

Country's fucked.
And how did they get that CCTV?

They’ve had it since May 6th. They must have decided that now is the time to force him out. The guy must have been a nervous wreck waiting for the day they released that footage- how can he not have known when he clearly has CCTV cameras in his office?

You make a good point though- millions of people have affairs every year, not downplaying what he’s done to his wife but is this really the top of his list of cock-ups?

There is no way Boris can credibly sack him with his track record with women… surely?

 

[Skybluefaz]

Not really fussed about the affair angle, more that he hires “millionaire lobbyists” as close advisors.

But yeah, 100% that has been sat on for a while and now it’s been decided his time is up. Tory playbook 101.

They'll get a bump for him being a top shagger.

 

[PVA]

Agree with pretty much everything everyone has said above - more than happy for Hancock to get sacked but pretty absurd when Johnson was rewarded for multiple affairs with the top job.

Standard Tory hypocrisy I suppose.


Hancock deserves everything he gets, thousands are dead because of him.

 

[shmmeee]

They'll get a bump for him being a top shagger.

He's punching with her

CON +5

 

[Skybluefaz]

CON +5

No doubts about it. Ride around on a helicopter, knock on Russia's door and runaway and get the wettest of wet wipes on the front of the paper getting off with a real woman = vote winner.

 

[Deleted member 11652]

He's punching with her

His wife ent bad either. Top shagger

 

[Ccfcisparks]

His wife ent bad either. Top shagger

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[Deleted member 11652]

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Maybe not, the Sun was far more flattering to her

 

[SkyBlueDom26]

Maybe not, the Sun was far more flattering to her

Been drinking too much bro

 

[Deleted member 11652]

Been drinking too much bro

You’ve been with worse

 

[SBAndy]

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What the fuck were they doing at the NME Awards?!

 

[Skybluefaz]

What the fuck were they doing at the NME Awards?!

Presenting an award to Mumford and Sons?

 

[SomersetSB]

I don’t agree with him having an affair it’s wrong, but he’s no Keith Vaz is he!!

 

[shmmeee]

I don’t agree with him having an affair it’s wrong, but he’s no Keith Vaz is he!!

Is he still a thing? I remember him trying to ban GTA.

 

[Ian1779]

I don’t agree with him having an affair it’s wrong, but he’s no Keith Vaz is he!!

Deflector shields set to maximum captain.

 

[Ian1779]

 

[SomersetSB]

Nice to see the Sun has some new readers, who’d have thought it!! Turn coats the lot of you!!