Well if you will choose to dig up next door's lawn...People watching me when I'm doing the gardening
He told me that’s where the jewels are - I mean this is the centre spot of Highfield roadWell if you will choose to dig up next door's lawn...
Amateur hourloading a porn video on you porn and realising the phone is still connected to Alexa
Shoulda gone to Specsavers.Picking up a currant off the kitchen worktop and shoving it in yer gob quick before anyone sees you. Then the wife comes in with a can of "Raid" in her hand and says, "I've just sprayed a few minutes ago. I'm pretty sure I must've got that bloody fly!"
Was it a currant???........
Alexas Texas?loading a porn video on you porn and realising the phone is still connected to Alexa
Amateur hour
Picking up a currant off the kitchen worktop and shoving it in yer gob quick before anyone sees you. Then the wife comes in with a can of "Raid" in her hand and says, "I've just sprayed a few minutes ago. I'm pretty sure I must've got that bloody fly!"
Was it a currant???........
You sit by the mad hatters?Lack of hygiene. If you can afford a ticket to watch City, surely you can manage a bar of soap. And some washing liquid for you clothes.
You sit by the mad hatters?
You sit by the mad hatters?
The standard of driving.
When did swinging your car out right, onto oncoming traffic, to turn left, become a thing?
The standard of driving has dropped a lot during the pandemic. I automatically presume another driver is going to fuck me over whenever there is a chance to.
I'm also coming to the opinion that covid has disaffected and put quite a few people in a bit of a daze or the opposite quick to temper.
Saw a woman no later than her 40's driving like an 80 year old today. Stopping and waiting at every roundabout even though no cars were coming.
People in the supermarket looking totally spaced out too. Almost like their mind isn't functioning clearly or in a state of bewilderment.
The standard of driving.
When did swinging your car out right, onto oncoming traffic, to turn left, become a thing?
The standard of driving has dropped a lot during the pandemic. I automatically presume another driver is going to fuck me over whenever there is a chance to.
Snap! I used to ride motorbikes too, best bit of advice I was given was assume all other rode users haven’t seen you.Same. I had that built in anyway as I had a motorbike for 6 years before I learnt to drive.
Same. I had that built in anyway as I had a motorbike for 6 years before I learnt to drive.
That'll do it mate. When you're on a bike you automatically have to assume everyone wants to kill you.
Do you still ride?
Watch Shaun of the dead - offers hints on dealing with zombiesI'm also coming to the opinion that covid has disaffected and put quite a few people in a bit of a daze or the opposite quick to temper.
Saw a woman no later than her 40's driving like an 80 year old today. Stopping and waiting at every roundabout even though no cars were coming.
People in the supermarket looking totally spaced out too. Almost like their mind isn't functioning clearly or in a state of bewilderment.
I've always driven with a defensive outlook. As you guys say, riding a bike teaches you to always be alert for the unexpected.That'll do it mate. When you're on a bike you automatically have to assume everyone wants to kill you.
Do you still ride?
Specifically the bottom of the ringroad/ sky blue way.
Your a braver man than I am. Its not the best coming down there and its especially bad if it's the wet.That’s where I came off my bike.
Getting ‘beeped’ by drivers who think you’re in the wrong lane when in fact they are.
Specifically the bottom of the ringroad/ sky blue way. It’s happened twice to me now in the last couple of weeks. Fucking ignorant idiots.
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