People who sneeze really loudly People who cut across petrol station forecourts to avoid traffic lights Pubs that charge top prices but sell shite beer People who don't use manners People who use fake gangsta accents Lads who wear sandals even though they have hobbit feet People who have God complexes Liars
Cyclists that use the path when it gets to a red light... Wait like the rest of us you arrogant fuckers.
Finishing a night shift getting into bed and then someone starts out with an angle grinder or lawn mower
people that walk across the road in front of your car 10 seconds after the green man has stopped flashing ..then give you attitude
Another one; The general expense of running a car and getting it fixed when it decides to die on you randomly
I can't grow enough hair for a combover I've gone gone for the full kojack. Bald people with ponytails
Has anybody seen the woman in the Ricoh Tesco who has the really good mullet? Sometimes she has it crimped as well.
Web pages that ask you to turn off your ad-blocker, then take five minutes to load because the page is littered with annoying ads and javascript boxes.
On that note, streaming a movie online and having to click off about 16,000 different pop-ups before you can finally enjoy it in peace
People who pollute our atmosphere and put pressure on our NHS by driving short distances as opposed to cycling
