Discussion in 'Off Topic Chat' started by RB1992, Aug 2, 2016.
Sat in the office tired and bored, so here goes...
People who spell lose as "loose" and vice versa
People who eat really loud.
People who sneeze really loudly
People who cut across petrol station forecourts to avoid traffic lights
Pubs that charge top prices but sell shite beer
People who don't use manners
People who use fake gangsta accents
Lads who wear sandals even though they have hobbit feet
People who have God complexes
I thought of another one.
The chav lads who have those handbags, what are they all about?
Cyclists that use the path when it gets to a red light... Wait like the rest of us you arrogant fuckers.
school holidays...kids running wild everywhere..and parents shouting at them from 200 yards away
Finishing a night shift getting into bed and then someone starts out with an angle grinder or lawn mower
Even better when they go through the red light and give it loads when you don't slow down for them.
people that walk across the road in front of your car 10 seconds after the green man has stopped flashing ..then give you attitude
the fact that mcdonalds no longer do a breakfast..
Haven't had one for a while, but this can't be true?
The general expense of running a car and getting it fixed when it decides to die on you randomly
you can only get mcmuffin or similar now ..been like this for about 8 months..also stopped pancakes
Dogs and their owners
comb overs ..why ..just why
I can't grow enough hair for a combover I've gone gone for the full kojack.
Bald people with ponytails
Has anybody seen the woman in the Ricoh Tesco who has the really good mullet? Sometimes she has it crimped as well.
Thankfully they still do the breakfast wrap.
This isn't the Texaco garage in Tile Hill on Banner Lane by any chance is it?
Yes I think I have
No mate, it's the one on sandpits lane
When I get fuel I always like blocking them
People with no volume control, especially in an office
Litter bugs, why do arseholes throw stuff out of vehicle windows ?!
On that note, streaming a movie online and having to click off about 16,000 different pop-ups before you can finally enjoy it in peace
People who pollute our atmosphere and put pressure on our NHS by driving short distances as opposed to cycling
People who think complex subjects can be reduced to a 5 word sentence in capitals
Id love to swap the commute for a bike ride. Unfortunately I wouldn't get to school till lunchtime
People who ride their bike really slowly
The government and there fucking farce with the war on drugs
People who ride mobility scooters because there just fat
Separate names with a comma.