I mean if you stopped being a whiny bitch you probably wouldn't get called one.
You just want to keep windmilling about random shit at me after you have had a beer. You can't read and understand things, you just want to rant aimlessly with no real point.
Multiple people have told you to speak to the club, you should try it and see how long until they get bored of you. Probably about 5 minutes of you not being able to understand simple answers.
You tried to have a dig at me because tea and coffee wasn't free because I made comments about digital tickets.

It's OK if you don't understand, just stop whining at me about it.
Go down to the ticket office and ask them. I'd put good money on you doing absolutely fuck all.