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Greggs

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  • Apr 11, 2022
  • #10,781
wiping your arse, getting it nice and clean, then another blob of shit decides to come out, hate conundrums in the morning.
 
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OffenhamSkyBlue

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  • Apr 11, 2022
  • #10,782
Terry Gibson's perm said:
Put the tv on and This Morning was on lasted a few seconds of that awful woman’s voice and had to switch off it must be put on I think her name was Josie.
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Yeah, Josie Gibson.
Now, i am Bristolian too, but her accent gets right on my tits - forgiven, TG!
 

SBAndy

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  • Apr 14, 2022
  • #10,783
The gut punch that is being told you interviewed really well for a job but don’t have the experience they’re looking for. You knew that from my CV so why lead me on a merry dance?
 
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Alan Dugdales Moustache

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  • Apr 14, 2022
  • #10,784
Terry_dactyl said:
I went to the beach a few years back with the family…went for a quick dip etc. This dog, on one of those leads, came over to where we were, ate and then regurgitated one of my socks. Which the owner then sort of apologetically, sort of not, handed back to me.
I was unusually speechless.

The kids still talk about it.
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And annoying on this theme is how all dog owners think everyone else loves dogs .
" It's okay she's only being friendly"
No, take your dog away from me . I hate them.
 
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Terry_dactyl

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  • Apr 14, 2022
  • #10,785
Alan Dugdales Moustache said:
And annoying on this theme is how all dog owners think everyone else loves dogs .
" It's okay she's only being friendly"
No, take your dog away from me . I hate them.
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Yes! That expectation is incredible…and often met with hostility if you’re less than jovial as their dog sniffs around you/your family, eats your socks etc.
 
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Sbarcher

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  • Apr 14, 2022
  • #10,786
Terry_dactyl said:
Yes! That expectation is incredible…and often met with hostility if you’re less than jovial as their dog sniffs around you/your family, eats your socks etc.
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My dog has aquired a lovely selection of odd socks. It often happens when we go down to the beach, but he has been known to wrestle them from the feet of non-dog lovers. If you send me a photo of your missing sock, I will see if I can match it up.
 
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Terry_dactyl

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  • Apr 14, 2022
  • #10,787
Sbarcher said:
My dog has aquired a lovely selection of odd socks. It often happens when we go down to the beach, but he has been known to wrestle them from the feet of non-dog lovers. If you send me a photo of your missing sock, I will see if I can match it up.
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Hahaha…fear not! The dog on this occasion was good enough to regurgitate for me!
 
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Deleted member 5849

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  • Apr 14, 2022
  • #10,788
SBAndy said:
The gut punch that is being told you interviewed really well for a job but don’t have the experience they’re looking for. You knew that from my CV so why lead me on a merry dance?
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And how do you get the experience without being given a chance, anyway?
 

SBAndy

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  • Apr 14, 2022
  • #10,789
Deleted member 5849 said:
And how do you get the experience without being given a chance, anyway?
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Quite.
 
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tom88

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  • Apr 14, 2022
  • #10,790
Two topics for me recently

1. Brooklyn Beckhams wedding. Who gives a shit?!

2. Fans on twatter “that’s my season ticket renewed” “Renewed my season ticket” blah blah blah. Who gives a shit?!
 
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Mcbean

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  • Apr 14, 2022
  • #10,791
SBAndy said:
Genuine question - what is the correct way to dispose of fat/grease? I tend to tip it into a bottle and bin it but is there a more sensible way?
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get newspaper to absorb it then wrap it up and put it in the green or black bin
 
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OffenhamSkyBlue

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  • Apr 14, 2022
  • #10,792
Alan Dugdales Moustache said:
And annoying on this theme is how all dog owners think everyone else loves dogs .
" It's okay she's only being friendly"
No, take your dog away from me . I hate them.
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Same goes for children! Can't abide the little bastards! Rather have dogs.
 
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Sbarcher

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  • Apr 15, 2022
  • #10,793
OffenhamSkyBlue said:
Same goes for children! Can't abide the little bastards! Rather have dogs.
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Parents who let their kids run riot in cafes, pub gardens etc. Really noticeable abroad where it’s always the Brits making the noise.
I don’t blame the kids for their behaviour.
 
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Hutch11

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  • Apr 15, 2022
  • #10,794
Sbarcher said:
Parents who let their kids run riot in cafes, pub gardens etc. Really noticeable abroad where it’s always the Brits making the noise.
I don’t blame the kids for their behaviour.
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Same as letting the little squirts push the trolley round the supermarket
 
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Hutch11

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  • Apr 15, 2022
  • #10,795
While I'm on the subject, why do retired people insist on shopping at weekends, they've got all frigging week
 
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Mcbean

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  • Apr 15, 2022
  • #10,796
Hutch11 said:
While I'm on the subject, why do retired people insist on shopping at weekends, they've got all frigging week
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More yellow labels
 
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OffenhamSkyBlue

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  • Apr 15, 2022
  • #10,797
This thread is SO cathartic! Thanks for your support everyone!!
 

olderskyblue

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  • Apr 15, 2022
  • #10,798
Hutch11 said:
While I'm on the subject, why do retired people insist on shopping at weekends, they've got all frigging week
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There’s only so many pleasures you can get when you’re old, and pissing off the 9 to 5 er‘s is one of them
 
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Alan Dugdales Moustache

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  • Apr 15, 2022
  • #10,799
"....from the get go "
Another Americanism that's caught on. No thanks . Piss off.
 
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SheafIsGod

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  • Apr 16, 2022
  • #10,800
SBAndy said:
The gut punch that is being told you interviewed really well for a job but don’t have the experience they’re looking for. You knew that from my CV so why lead me on a merry dance?
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Just a nice way of saying you were shitter than the person they hired mate
 
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shmmeee

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  • Apr 16, 2022
  • #10,801
The French
 
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OffenhamSkyBlue

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  • Apr 16, 2022
  • #10,802
shmmeee said:
The French
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I kinda get it - but any reason in particular this morning??? Have i missed something?
 

shmmeee

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  • Apr 16, 2022
  • #10,803
OffenhamSkyBlue said:
I kinda get it - but any reason in particular this morning??? Have i missed something?
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Tried driving to Paris yesterday and spent the day in Paris. Have been to the Netherlands and Belgium this week and just found France and the French unnecessarily awkward by comparison.
 

Terry_dactyl

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  • Apr 16, 2022
  • #10,804
shmmeee said:
Tried driving to Paris yesterday and spent the day in Paris. Have been to the Netherlands and Belgium this week and just found France and the French unnecessarily awkward by comparison.
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Mark Steel, who’s a bit a Francophile, tells a story about his experiences of waiting at an isolated French train station, and just how awkward the only guard was when he was trying to find out the time of the next train. Basically MS asks him when the train is due, the guard says 2:30pm. 2:30pm comes and goes so Steel goes back to the guard to ask where the train is…”2:30pm tomorrow” the guard replies.
Steel said that this encounter best sums up his experiences of the French…or something like that.
 
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publican1990

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  • Apr 16, 2022
  • #10,805
The correlation between nice weather and twattish behaviour.
 
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BodicoteSkyBlue

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  • Apr 16, 2022
  • #10,806
Getting asked in McDonald’s earlier, “would I like my change?” Errr yes! It’s my cash and I want it back.
 

jimmyhillsfanclub

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  • Apr 19, 2022
  • #10,807
"this page is intentionally left blank"




 
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Deleted member 5849

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  • Apr 19, 2022
  • #10,808
jimmyhillsfanclub said:
"this page is intentionally left blank"




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Whilst I kind of get you, I'll be the dullard who points out it's all about folding paper, and not panicking the production editor / proof reader that a page is missing in their nice new book.
 

Wyken Sky Blue

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  • Apr 19, 2022
  • #10,809
Hayfever

Fuck off!

Sent from my Pixel 6 using Tapatalk
 
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jimmyhillsfanclub

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  • Apr 20, 2022
  • #10,810
Cunts parking across mandatory cycle lanes......

...I have no problem kicking a dent in your door, or, if its exceptionally selfish parking, I've been known to circle back around specifically to punch your wing mirrors off.


You Utter Pricks. You should have to re-take your driving test.
 
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skybluesam66

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  • Apr 20, 2022
  • #10,811
Angry cyclists. They should be chilled with all that exercise but they are all inherently angry
 
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robbiekeane

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  • Apr 20, 2022
  • #10,812
dickheads who wait forever to pull off when the light goes green. I understand not everyone can pull off at the same time when the light goes green as you need to ensure space between cars but drives me insane when i miss a green arrow turn or something just because some dosey twat at the front is in lala land. Pay fucking attention to the light even if you're not at the front.

Cunts
 
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robbiekeane

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  • Apr 20, 2022
  • #10,813
oh and another one - braking before indicating? fuck off.

someone in the car the other day was like oh they're just looking for a spot or they don't know where they are going. That's not my fucking problem, selfish twats
 
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robbiekeane

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  • Apr 20, 2022
  • #10,814
heres another one and its a big one - fucking two factor authentication

"I'm sorry we've noticed that you are logging in from another fucking bedroom in your house, so we have to send you a one time code to the phone number you had when you were 13"

Thing is bullshit, about time we replaced that with google authenticator or something
 
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skyblueinBaku

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  • Apr 20, 2022
  • #10,815
robbiekeane said:
heres another one and its a big one - fucking two factor authentication

"I'm sorry we've noticed that you are logging in from another fucking bedroom in your house, so we have to send you a one time code to the phone number you had when you were 13"

Thing is bullshit, about time we replaced that with google authenticator or something
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I'm with you. There is no point in sending me a one time code because we don't have a mobile signal here. Why does everyone assume that there is 100% mobile coverage in UK?
 
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