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jimmyhillsfanclub

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  • Mar 20, 2020
  • #7,001
Every single prick who has shared an image or video of the current supermarket panic.... you're all a bunch of fucking attention seeking panic fanning butt-plugs.
 

shmmeee

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 20, 2020
  • #7,002
fellatio_Martinez said:
It pisses me off when someone else is driving and I'm giving them the directions off the sat nav and they constantly question me or don't listen properly.

Me: Take the next left

Driver: No, it can't be the next left

Me: Well it says the next left

Driver: But how can it be?!

Or,

Me: Take first exit off the roundabout

Driver: The what?!

Me: Take the first exit off the roundabout.

Driver approaches the round about,

Driver: Did you say second exit?

Me: No, the first exit.

Driver: Ugh! Why didn't you say that before I missed it?!
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Sorry mate I thought that little voice was a computer. Will be nicer next time.
 
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shmmeee

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  • Mar 20, 2020
  • #7,003
LastGarrison said:
Bumbling senior leadership teams who can't make a decision.
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Is there any other sort?
 

Mcbean

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  • Mar 20, 2020
  • #7,004
I never let the missus drive unless I’m pissed - my heart couldnt stand it although she had avoided any accidents and speeding tickets - no idea how
 
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fellatio_Martinez

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  • Mar 20, 2020
  • #7,005
Young women walking around with giant collagen filled lips.

Does this look good to anyone? I genuinely can't get my head around it and find it sad seeing perfectly beautiful women going down this route of looking like some kind of deep sea fish.
 
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Nick

Administrator
  • Mar 20, 2020
  • #7,006
fellatio_Martinez said:
Young women walking around with giant collagen filled lips.

Does this look good to anyone? I genuinely can't get my head around it and find it sad seeing perfectly beautiful women going down this route of looking like some kind of deep sea fish.
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Yeah they need to stop wearing those gym bottoms.
 
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OffenhamSkyBlue

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  • Mar 20, 2020
  • #7,007
fellatio_Martinez said:
Young women walking around with giant collagen filled lips.

Does this look good to anyone? I genuinely can't get my head around it and find it sad seeing perfectly beautiful women going down this route of looking like some kind of deep sea fish.
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Totally agree with this, FM - and not just YOUNG women either (though they are the worst). How can they POSSIBLY think anyone wants them to look like that? Is it just so they don't actually have to pout on their stupid selfies and social media profile?
 
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fellatio_Martinez

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  • Mar 20, 2020
  • #7,008
OffenhamSkyBlue said:
Totally agree with this, FM - and not just YOUNG women either (though they are the worst). How can they POSSIBLY think anyone wants them to look like that? Is it just so they don't actually have to pout on their stupid selfies and social media profile?
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Peer pressure perhaps plays a part. A lot of famous people have it now but they spend thousands on making them look semi reasonable. Having Noleen from across the road jab your lips in a car behind Morrisons isn't going to have the same effect.
 
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Mcbean

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  • Mar 20, 2020
  • #7,009
fellatio_Martinez said:
Young women walking around with giant collagen filled lips.

Does this look good to anyone? I genuinely can't get my head around it and find it sad seeing perfectly beautiful women going down this route of looking like some kind of deep sea fish.
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FM - haven't you felt what they do for a blow job ?
 
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OffenhamSkyBlue

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  • Mar 20, 2020
  • #7,010
But WHY??? Why is it regarded as attractive (sexually or otherwise, i have no clue) to have bigger lips? I don't believe there are any scientific papers on evolutionary advantage (e.g. sexual selection) conferred by big lips. I know we shouldn't judge people's intelligence by their appearance, but sorry - all these women are thick as!
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Mar 20, 2020
  • #7,011
Mcbean said:
FM - haven't you felt what they do for a blow job ?
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Nah I doubt he has had them if he hates them.
 
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OffenhamSkyBlue

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  • Mar 20, 2020
  • #7,012
Mcbean said:
FM - haven't you felt what they do for a blow job ?
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Is that really it, McB???
So much for the #metoo movement
 
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OffenhamSkyBlue

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  • Mar 20, 2020
  • #7,013
Talking of puffy lips, this is the banner advert i'm getting on SBT recently, about retro photos ... and this is today's image. Is the supervisor checking out the stewardess' impressive camel-toe?
But is that it with the lip filler thing? They think a puffy c**t gives a better fuck, so their gob must do the same?!

 
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wingy

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  • Mar 20, 2020
  • #7,014
OffenhamSkyBlue said:
Talking of puffy lips, this is the banner advert i'm getting on SBT recently, about retro photos ... and this is today's image. Is the supervisor checking out the stewardess' impressive camel-toe?
But is that it with the lip filler thing? They think a puffy c**t gives a better fuck, so their gob must do the same?!

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Swedish of course.
 

shmmeee

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  • Mar 20, 2020
  • #7,015
OffenhamSkyBlue said:
But WHY??? Why is it regarded as attractive (sexually or otherwise, i have no clue) to have bigger lips? I don't believe there are any scientific papers on evolutionary advantage (e.g. sexual selection) conferred by big lips. I know we shouldn't judge people's intelligence by their appearance, but sorry - all these women are thick as!
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Lips are vaginas aren’t they? Same as tits are front asses.
 
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wingy

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  • Mar 20, 2020
  • #7,016
OffenhamSkyBlue said:
But WHY??? Why is it regarded as attractive (sexually or otherwise, i have no clue) to have bigger lips? I don't believe there are any scientific papers on evolutionary advantage (e.g. sexual selection) conferred by big lips. I know we shouldn't judge people's intelligence by their appearance, but sorry - all these women are thick as!
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Isn't it subliminal in the realms of natural selection.
 
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fellatio_Martinez

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  • Mar 20, 2020
  • #7,017
Mcbean said:
FM - haven't you felt what they do for a blow job ?
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Whenever I want to feel like there's a marine creature gobbling on my bell end I'll give it a go!
 
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Marty

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  • Mar 20, 2020
  • #7,018
Miranda, fuck me! Friday night TV is dreadful.
 

Mcbean

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  • Mar 20, 2020
  • #7,019
OffenhamSkyBlue said:
Is that really it, McB???
So much for the #metoo movement
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Of course not but as others it does seem excessive - It put me right off Lesley Ash who I had a right crush on !
 
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fernandopartridge

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  • Mar 21, 2020
  • #7,020
fellatio_Martinez said:
Young women walking around with giant collagen filled lips.

Does this look good to anyone? I genuinely can't get my head around it and find it sad seeing perfectly beautiful women going down this route of looking like some kind of deep sea fish.
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The trout pout looks appalling
 
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OffenhamSkyBlue

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  • Mar 21, 2020
  • #7,021
Should the SBT membership send an open letter to the women of the world to tell them that men don't find trout pouts attractive, and they should cease forthwith? Oh, and get them to tell W*sps to drop the indemnity clause, natch!
 
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Wyken Sky Blue

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  • Mar 21, 2020
  • #7,022
fellatio_Martinez said:
Young women walking around with giant collagen filled lips.

Does this look good to anyone? I genuinely can't get my head around it and find it sad seeing perfectly beautiful women going down this route of looking like some kind of deep sea fish.
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It's very unattractive!

Women do it to fit in with the Instagram 'models' or 'influencers' because they think if it works for them it will work to the average woman.

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Mcbean

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  • Mar 21, 2020
  • #7,023
Marty said:
Miranda, fuck me! Friday night TV is dreadful.
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That’s not TV it’s on a level with Mrs Browns boys
 
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Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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  • Mar 21, 2020
  • #7,024
NHS staff not getting the correct protective equipment against diseases putting themselves and patients at risk of cross contamination

And then just to putting the icing on the cake having Jeremy *unt telling the government to sort this out! Maybe someone could've ensured this hadn't happened by ensuring they got the correct stuff in the first place. Someone who'd held top cabinet positions maybe? Or someone who'd been Health Secretary perhaps.....?
 

fernandopartridge

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  • Mar 21, 2020
  • #7,025
"Boris is doing a great job"
 

fernandopartridge

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  • Mar 21, 2020
  • #7,026
Worked from home a week and I've got very painful sciatica. Can't bend forward without great pain. That's annoying.
 
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Nick

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  • Mar 21, 2020
  • #7,027
fernandopartridge said:
Worked from home a week and I've got very painful sciatica. Can't bend forward without great pain. That's annoying.
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Need to find a way to stretch out. What's your setup like?
 

fernandopartridge

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  • Mar 21, 2020
  • #7,028
Nick said:
Need to find a way to stretch out. What's your setup like?
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Terrible, staying with in law while awaiting completion of house purchase. Sat the the dining table but a decent amount on the edge of the bed with my laptop, that's fucked it I think. Not sure how to deal with it, has a long walk today but did no good.
 

Nick

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  • Mar 21, 2020
  • #7,029
fernandopartridge said:
Terrible, staying with in law while awaiting completion of house purchase. Sat the the dining table but a decent amount on the edge of the bed with my laptop, that's fucked it I think. Not sure how to deal with it, has a long walk today but did no good.
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That's not going to be helping. Not really the right time to get a desk setup either
 

fernandopartridge

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  • Mar 21, 2020
  • #7,030
Nick said:
That's not going to be helping. Not really the right time to get a desk setup either
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I'm going to use a chest of drawers as a stand up desk next week, think that'll work better than the other options.
 
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Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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  • Mar 21, 2020
  • #7,031
fernandopartridge said:
Worked from home a week and I've got very painful sciatica. Can't bend forward without great pain. That's annoying.
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That's why I've been getting out for a walk and moving around as much as possible. Last attack of it I could barely walk for two weeks. Had my nan's old walking stick and her litter picker type gadget to get stuff off the floor.
 
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fellatio_Martinez

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  • Mar 25, 2020
  • #7,032
The girl next door who sings very loudly and very badly during the day.
 

Tommo1993

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  • Mar 26, 2020
  • #7,033
When people are trying to cross a busy road, just a matter of yards from a designated crossing. And you can see them getting in a huff because they can’t find the right time.
 

Mcbean

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  • Mar 26, 2020
  • #7,034
Tommo1993 said:
When people are trying to cross a busy road, just a matter of yards from a designated crossing. And you can see them getting in a huff because they can’t find the right time.
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Yes this and they are on the fuckin phone !
 
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OffenhamSkyBlue

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  • Mar 26, 2020
  • #7,035
fellatio_Martinez said:
The girl next door who sings very loudly and very badly during the day.
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And people who insist on playing music with their car doors open in a residential street on a sunny day when the majority of the population are now at home. Plain fucking inconsiderate.
 
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