jimmyhillsfanclub
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Every single prick who has shared an image or video of the current supermarket panic.... you're all a bunch of fucking attention seeking panic fanning butt-plugs.
shmmeee
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Sorry mate I thought that little voice was a computer. Will be nicer next time.
shmmeee
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Is there any other sort?
fellatio_Martinez
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Young women walking around with giant collagen filled lips.
Does this look good to anyone? I genuinely can't get my head around it and find it sad seeing perfectly beautiful women going down this route of looking like some kind of deep sea fish.
Does this look good to anyone? I genuinely can't get my head around it and find it sad seeing perfectly beautiful women going down this route of looking like some kind of deep sea fish.
Nick
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Yeah they need to stop wearing those gym bottoms.
OffenhamSkyBlue
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Totally agree with this, FM - and not just YOUNG women either (though they are the worst). How can they POSSIBLY think anyone wants them to look like that? Is it just so they don't actually have to pout on their stupid selfies and social media profile?
fellatio_Martinez
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Peer pressure perhaps plays a part. A lot of famous people have it now but they spend thousands on making them look semi reasonable. Having Noleen from across the road jab your lips in a car behind Morrisons isn't going to have the same effect.
Mcbean
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FM - haven't you felt what they do for a blow job ?
OffenhamSkyBlue
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But WHY??? Why is it regarded as attractive (sexually or otherwise, i have no clue) to have bigger lips? I don't believe there are any scientific papers on evolutionary advantage (e.g. sexual selection) conferred by big lips. I know we shouldn't judge people's intelligence by their appearance, but sorry - all these women are thick as!
Nick
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Nah I doubt he has had them if he hates them.
OffenhamSkyBlue
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Is that really it, McB???
So much for the #metoo movement
OffenhamSkyBlue
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Talking of puffy lips, this is the banner advert i'm getting on SBT recently, about retro photos ... and this is today's image. Is the supervisor checking out the stewardess' impressive camel-toe?
But is that it with the lip filler thing? They think a puffy c**t gives a better fuck, so their gob must do the same?!
But is that it with the lip filler thing? They think a puffy c**t gives a better fuck, so their gob must do the same?!
Swedish of course.
shmmeee
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Lips are vaginas aren’t they? Same as tits are front asses.
Isn't it subliminal in the realms of natural selection.
fellatio_Martinez
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Whenever I want to feel like there's a marine creature gobbling on my bell end I'll give it a go!
Mcbean
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Of course not but as others it does seem excessive - It put me right off Lesley Ash who I had a right crush on !
fernandopartridge
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The trout pout looks appalling
OffenhamSkyBlue
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Should the SBT membership send an open letter to the women of the world to tell them that men don't find trout pouts attractive, and they should cease forthwith? Oh, and get them to tell W*sps to drop the indemnity clause, natch!
skyblue1991
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It's very unattractive!
Women do it to fit in with the Instagram 'models' or 'influencers' because they think if it works for them it will work to the average woman.
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Mcbean
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That’s not TV it’s on a level with Mrs Browns boys
Sky_Blue_Dreamer
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NHS staff not getting the correct protective equipment against diseases putting themselves and patients at risk of cross contamination
And then just to putting the icing on the cake having Jeremy *unt telling the government to sort this out! Maybe someone could've ensured this hadn't happened by ensuring they got the correct stuff in the first place. Someone who'd held top cabinet positions maybe? Or someone who'd been Health Secretary perhaps.....?
And then just to putting the icing on the cake having Jeremy *unt telling the government to sort this out! Maybe someone could've ensured this hadn't happened by ensuring they got the correct stuff in the first place. Someone who'd held top cabinet positions maybe? Or someone who'd been Health Secretary perhaps.....?
fernandopartridge
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"Boris is doing a great job"
fernandopartridge
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Worked from home a week and I've got very painful sciatica. Can't bend forward without great pain. That's annoying.
Nick
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Need to find a way to stretch out. What's your setup like?
fernandopartridge
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Terrible, staying with in law while awaiting completion of house purchase. Sat the the dining table but a decent amount on the edge of the bed with my laptop, that's fucked it I think. Not sure how to deal with it, has a long walk today but did no good.
Nick
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That's not going to be helping. Not really the right time to get a desk setup either
fernandopartridge
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I'm going to use a chest of drawers as a stand up desk next week, think that'll work better than the other options.That's not going to be helping. Not really the right time to get a desk setup either
Sky_Blue_Dreamer
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That's why I've been getting out for a walk and moving around as much as possible. Last attack of it I could barely walk for two weeks. Had my nan's old walking stick and her litter picker type gadget to get stuff off the floor.
fellatio_Martinez
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The girl next door who sings very loudly and very badly during the day.
Mcbean
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Yes this and they are on the fuckin phone !
OffenhamSkyBlue
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And people who insist on playing music with their car doors open in a residential street on a sunny day when the majority of the population are now at home. Plain fucking inconsiderate.
