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Yeah, I'm like a human pritt stick.

I met George Michael in a public toilet once. He was a very hygiene conscious man, he squirted me with his personal lotion and even gave me a 50p for getting some on my face.

In my day men were men. Now half of them are a pack of leaf blowers.

Was it his red hot didgeridoo?

Holly Willawongy or whatever you call her is nauseatingly fake.

This is depressing. I think if we really push we can make it into the top 6. I'll slap a few coppers next game and see if I can do my bit.

Showbox is the answer.

No it's not popular. It's a sub culture for urban yoofs and not made for middle class toffs in a field in Somerset. But whatever fam. No need to cry over it.

I was in Mexico in August. Roasted my bollocks off and as nice as it was there's nothing like breathing in ice cold air of a frosty morn. As someone previously said, each season gets boring after a while. A change is welcomed.

That's an absolutely ridiculous comparison to make. Stop trying so hard.

Yeah, I'm a purely greatest hits guy as far as Queen are concerned.

The big fans have issues with the timeline and complete changing of elements of the story and critics see it as paint by numbers. I'm a casual fan and thought as entertainment it was great mainly due to the portrayal of Freddie Mercury by Rami Malek. It is truly special.

Portsmouth are keen to offload him which would indicate he's not particularly great.

This is pure palm oil.

Fun fact: Oggy uses goalie gloves instead of oven gloves and often throws piping hot jacket potatoes at his wife while reminding her that she "couldn't catch a cold".

I love the smell of nihilism in the afternoon!

Doritos contain palm oil so unfortunately I can't back this campaign as they're a huge part of my life.

The movie completely twisted the story. Freddie didn't even know he had aids until 87 which was two years after Live Aid yet the film made Freddie's AIDS as the whole motive behind the show. That isn't positive, it's totally rewriting history to fit a Hollywood script writers formula. I was...

I'm onboard for this one. She's not typically someone I would go for looks wise but she has something. I prefer her less Dolled up.

I'm going to Switzerland when I get sick too. Toblerones always make me feel better.