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    Louis Theroux

    Just watched the latest episode. It's classic Theroux. The people involved are very strange ultra liberal types who seem to be using the term polygamy to have affairs. The guy Gerry whose wife is engaged to another man who sleeps in his own marital bed is very sad and Louis does some...
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    Things that annoy you

    I honestly have no idea why people do that. Maybe it's something built into the human brain that wants us to sit in packs? It's highly annoying. I got a unexpected half day a few months back so decided to go and see a film at 2pm. The cinema was completely empty apart from me. I was relaxed...
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    Things that annoy you

    Oh sweet jesus, that's another thing. Trying to engage in a film while some pig behind you stuffs nachos, popcorn and ten gallons of coke into their faces. There's also the rustlers who bring food in via a plastic bag and spend the entire film making noise while trying to locate a packet of...
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    Poppy or not

    It's a very political symbol and is too nuanced to boil down to Poppy = good or bad. I could wear a poppy in honour of all the young people who died in WW1 or 2 or I could wear one to honour some murderous bastard who caused terror in an occupied territory. The lines are very blurred and...
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    The 10,500.....

    My brother has never been a huge footfall fan but he'd take his kids along to the Ricoh every other week, more so if the team were doing well. Since the Wasps arrived they were getting free tickets every week from the schools along with Wasps merchandise. So they didn't have to pay a penny and...
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    Things that annoy you

    People who talk or whisper in the cinema. Can you not shut the fuck up for an hour and a half?! It's getting worse too. Social media has given society an almost autistic need to air their opinions, even at the most inappropriate times.
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    The 10,500.....

    It's highly possible that the Wasps have converted some of the casuals over to the dark side with the amount of free tickets they hand out.
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    Chaplin's Pace?

    I was told in strictest confidence that Portsmouth have fitted Chaplin with some kind of technology that restricts his top speed. It will be removed once he's fully bought and paid for. So, there you have it.
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    Religious bloodlust

    Nobody really wants to talk about the inbreeding issue and how regressive it is. It's no wonder they're too dim to see reason. Inbreeding in Islam: Over 70% Of Muslims Are The Product of Incest — Steemit
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    Things that annoy you

    It's the same people who are walking and just stop suddenly in a busy area without making sure no one is behind them, which makes whoever is behind them either hit into them or do some crab like quickstep to avoid them. Absolute mouth breathers.
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    Things that annoy you

    Entitled old women in supermarkets who think they can push and skip queues. Workers in coffee shops or cafes etc who loudly chat to each other about their lives behind the counter. I'm trying relax in relative peace and this shit really irritates me.
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    Religious bloodlust

    That's an awful idea. Where would I put my beer and copies of Milfs Monthly? I think under the bed would be a better location for the old ball and chain.
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    Religious bloodlust

    It's all just bollocks masquerading as religion and used as a means to keep women down and give the men massive power trips. Imagine telling your wife / partner to go and sit in a cupboard when a man enters the house and to cover her up from head to toe so other men can't see her? That sort of...
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    Religious bloodlust

    Half of British muslims want to criminalise homosexuality. 1/4 want Sharia Law. I don't think the "there's just a few bad eggs" rhetoric is going to do help in the conversation on how to deal with a large section of our society that are not only offended by aspects of our way of life but also...
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    Religious bloodlust

    Explains a lot. These people are literally fucking each other silly. It's Time to Address the Muslim's World's Biggest Secret One in five child deaths caused by parents being related in London borough
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    2 More Events at the Ricoh (Chris Tarrant and Soccer Saturday)

    True and hilariously Partridge-esque "A friend of Tarrant's said: "He was prattling on and on and on. First it was 'Chris Tarrant - who thought I'd find you in an Indian takeaway'. " Every time the producer asked Chris a question, in what was a very quiet restaurant, this guy would chirp up...
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    Even Bon Jovi are mocking us now....

    U2 and The Killers are shit though.
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    Happy Halloween!

    Halloween has got considerably more popular due to shit warehouses like Poundworld and B&M selling tat for next to nothing. I personally prefer halloween to Christmas which is an intolerable few months of shit music, constant saccharine marketing, forced goodwill and expense.
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    2 More Events at the Ricoh (Chris Tarrant and Soccer Saturday)

    Yes, it's a terrible addiction of his. He was sacked from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire due to excessive crumbing, that's the term given to biscuit addicts by the way.
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