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Are you famous? Richard Keys?

Oh god. Don't become one of these "don't like, don't watch" people. Stifling criticism of something just because you like it isn't cool umkay?

Politicians are impressively snake like under questioning. I've always wondered if they're born liars or go to some kind of camp to learn the skill.

Celebrations all day long. I used to love miniature heroes but once they stuck chocolate eclairs in the mix I shunned them forever.

Yeah it was very jarring and totally un-apprentice like. The BBC are soft sacks of shit so it's no wonder it's gone a bit tame now.

Watched some of last nights episode. Christ, have they buggered this show up. The interview episode used to be deadly serious and a good delve into the candidates CV. Now it's like a semi formal interview for a job at McDonalds. Boooooo!

You're a fanny though. Punctuating the end of a sentence with a smiley face on an adult forum also indicates that you're a bit strange.

It's slowly chipping away at the Western way of life and instilling fear into people. The backlash to peaceful muslims might stretch to a few eggs being thrown at a mosque. I'm not sure that's the perpetrators direct intention but those behind them are very much playing the long game.

I knew some fanny would say something like this.

I was in Madrid a few months ago and the amount of feral cats is worrying. We went to a cat cafe and some of the cats were missing ears, tails or even eyes from abuse. Very disturbing.

My necks fine now. Six months of playing xbox and wanking were the perfect rehabilitation.

They a similar policy in a place I worked a few years ago. I hurt my neck playing football and every few months it would flare up and It'd be so painful I'd have to slide out of bed because I literally couldn't move my neck. So work was impossible. It came to my 3rd sickness in a year, I...

I downloaded Bohemian Rhapsody last night. It was one if those dodgy camcorder recordings from the cinema. At one point I saw a little silhouetta of a man.

Cultural enrichment really shines through at Christmas or should I say "festive season"

I met an American girl at a club a few years ago. Kissed her and swapped numbers etc, thought she was great. Then she called me the next day and I realised what an annoying fucker she was. European girls are far less high maintenance I've found.

How come Americans in real life sound really annoying yet on film they aren't? Some American woman was behind me in the shop earlier yapping away and it made my skin crawl as it does anytime I come in contact with a yank.

Those children were simply amplifying their disdain at being filmed without consent.

That's 4 1/4 pints of Carlsberg gained.

Comedy is the last stand in anti pc bullshit and they're going after that now. I think we need WW3.

I've heard "Good catch" when someone makes an observation. Utterly nauseating.