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    Things that annoy you

    I wrote something similar a few pages back. It's absolute nonsense. I totally understand that Christmas has been hijacked by commercialism for decades now and that most shops survive because of the Christmas period but it's got to a complete saturation point now where every fucking things is...
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    Film Thread 2018

    Watched Venom yesterday. I wanted to hate it and was expecting it to be awful but it wasn't. I found it to be darkly funny and a bit slapstick at times. Tom Hardy was pretty much playing for laughs the whole film. The action was decent if a bit generic and it felt like two different films put...
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    Louis Theroux

    He's lived in LA for the last few years, not sure where he lived before that.
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    Louis Theroux

    The couple were strange and I'd be concerned over how much influence they had on the suicide client. I wonder how much they charge? The whole thing was brutally sad. I've seen someone go through terminal cancer which stripped them of all the dignity they had. I have no doubt that if they had...
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    The EU: In, out, shake it all about....

    The notion that immigration will stop after even the hardest of brexits is naive. African migrants will fill whatever gap the EU workers leave.
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    Most annoying or hated TV advert!

    I saw this ad last night which is basically an anti brexit, pro open borders propaganda video. How can an Iceland ad about the environment get banned for being political and this pass as okay?
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    Black Friday

    It's strange how the western world is so groomed and brainwashed into consuming. I suppose it's part and parcel of living in a capitalist society. We're conditioned to find comfort in buying shit and Black Friday is a prime example of this. I found myself almost buying a half price Amazon Echo...
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    Louis Theroux

    The latest episode about people ending their own lives was one of the best documentaries I've ever watched. Louis has hit great form.
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    Things that annoy you

    I bet you work in pet euthanasia clinic.
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    Things that annoy you

    I never fully trust someone that doesn't have pets or isn't kind to animals. I never fully trust someone that doesn't have pets or isn't kind to animals. It says a lot about a person
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    Things that annoy you

    The absolute shithouses that sit in cafes and talk at the top of their voices on their phones to appear interesting. "ya ya, totally Quentin. We need to nail the Harper deal mega pronto ya? I'm off to Monaco next week for a breakaroony. Ya ya, the weather is just sublime, the food is off the...
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    Things that annoy you

    I might compose a tweet later slamming Cadburys fingers as being offensive. "I am appalled and truly sickened by Cadbury's continued insistence on naming their chocolate batons as fingers. Do they not realise that this is OFFENSIVE to the finger deprived community?! #boycott cadburys" Imagine...
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    Things that annoy you

    The people at true fault here are the media. Conniving bunch of sensationalist scumbags whose only aim is clicks and fake outrage. So what if a few mental feminists take offence to something in a totally unreasonable fashion? M&S can deal with their complaints in whatever manner they choose...
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    Who’s your celebrity lookalike

    I bet you do.
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    Things that annoy you

    You calling me a weirdo mate?
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    Things that annoy you

    It's Autonomous sensory meridian response which is basically a reaction to sounds that feel good. Usually people use them when trying to "get tingles, relax, or fall asleep. Most of it I can see some kind of merit in but the food noises is evil. That woman belongs in the pits of hell! This...
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    Things that annoy you

    The ASMR shit goes deep. I kind of get the whispering stuff but the food munching is just demented.
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    Things that annoy you

    Noisy eating haters beware. This video nearly killed me.
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    Things that annoy you

    If you can find a busy well run KFC then the chicken is always fresh and delicious. City centre KFCs are nearly always bad so I stick to drive thrus. Same happened to me so my GF complained and got a big bag of them but they taste like micro chips and I left them.
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    Things that annoy you

    The new KFC fries are effing awful.
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