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you'd better hope so

the article states "'She’s gone through the worst pain imaginable" slightly ironic.

perhaps you should go round and see her mum

I think you might just have contradicted yourself

I think most conservative MPs also pretended to object at the time, too.

bet you didn't really

oh fuck

It's not his grammar that your are correcting - it's his spelling.

whilst I agrree with you, I do feel that too much undertaking may lead to the undertakers.

I can see how that would be annoying - odd number volumes always sound better.

is there anything that you do, deliberately or otherwise, that regularly annoys others?

the story says that the young woman 'was about to finish her first year at University'. In which case its fairly irrelevant whether she gives her mate the extra 20% or not, as the first year of most degrees is worth next to bugger all towards the final mark anyway. Not sure how to relate this...

"If a Conservative supporter doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Labour/Green doesn't like guns, they want all guns out-lawed. " can the conservative supporter also choose not to be shot by some other twat with a gun?

coming up - |"a night with Peter Ndlovu"

are you insinuating that James Maddison chose to leave for Norwich because Tony Mowbray wouldn't let him have a shit at half time?

Is your name Mr Robinson? If so, did you remember to look down? It might have been the diminutive Mister Man 'Mr Small' (he lives at the bottom of your garden)

i normally find that answering the door naked (apart from a mask of course) usually does the trick. That, and sticking your knob through the letterbox.

people that clap with their fingers spread wide apart - arseholes!

"whats in the box"?

third on that list 'paid a female to be quiet'. Money well spent.