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most of the time my piss just smell of piss. Today however, to my delight, my piss smelled just like roast chicken flavoured crisps (Walkers). No idea why (I haven't eaten chicken or crisps for some time). Anyone else experienced any nice piss smells?

Steel Magnolias? :)

I think the fact that they have commissoned a second series spoils the ending of the first - i.e (trying to avoid spoiler) you now know what happens/didn't happen to the main character.

i don't think this is an appropriate thing for you to be winding him up about

I think gas as fuck is an entirely different thing

cloud his rationale? I think his experiences have served to strenghten his rationale.

partial to a drop of Lagavulin

you mean you've actually seen him?

i thought it was by Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney?

i thought you were meant to be ill?

doesn't microwaved bacon smell like 'wet dog'?

you never know what will happen if you ask for 'clispy bacon' in a Thai hotel.

thats a long walk

you must know every area of the stadium by now then

Reminds me of the joke 'How do you make a cat go woof'?

You mean Simon Cowell?

..but those of the same sex love it?

not sure if we've had this before, but I hate those turds in the crowd that when realising they are on the tele at a football match smile, wave and blow kisses, even though there is only 2 minutes of the game left, and their team is 1-0 down in the FA Cup final.

wait till you get gout

triple cooked fries are those fries that have been cooked before, served to someone else, left on the side of the plate uneaten, and then scraped into a bucket by the waitress who collects the (almost) empty plates. Twice.