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to freshen your breath afterwards?:playful:

old people that walk on the road instead of the pavement - usually pulling one of those 'tartan shopping bags on wheels' things.

you've already done that one

people (or one person in particular) that keep saying the words "I mean..", at the beginning of each sentence. ALL THE TIME!!!! :rage:

yeh - especially when they think you're not looking

fair enough, but it's a bit harsh adding them to the list of 'things that annoy you'

just hold it closer

it's like the Ryder cup. They're better individuals, we're better as a team.

does anybodys little marmite?

imagine the poor chef who has to pre prepare a pair of pears pre service

problem is, different female friends seem to have their own rules - i.e. some expect one side kiss, others two, so after completing the first kiss there's an awkward moment where shes either expecting another kiss (and tilts her head accordingly), or wonders why you're still hovering next to her...

sounds a bit fishy

yes, overuse of the prefix super is certainly fluous

always thought that was 'another page in your diarrhoea'

..well, perhaps not 'suffer'

i suffer from pre-premature ejaculation

bet she didn't like that

it's a fairly passive procedure. You just stand there doing a piss, and your olfactory receptors decide to get involved. No choice really.

that's because they are now 35 to 36 years old.

double mystery