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Are you sure the ban didn't just say "No Dogs", to which most of the Middlesbrough gilrs took offence.

sponge fingers?

not much of a punchline

havn't seen it for a couple of years, but don't they usually have 'penalties' for being late back etc, and aren't these penalties assigned after the 'sales' figures have been calculated, effectively allowing the producers to decide which team has won or lost (so that Anal Sugar can fire whoever...

after a couple of weeks smelling 'normal' my piss is back to 'Roast Chcken Crisps' smell again. It's bloody lovely - I'm tempted to taste it. Should I?

any under 16s on here?

the faster you go the younger you get. A good example is the walzers at the fun fair. If you go at a slow speed then you won't notice the difference, but if the gyppo spins your car around like a lunatic then you'll go back in time and shit yourself and puke everywhere like when you were a baby. QED

you mean your sister and her husband?

on a related note, I just read this in Private Eye - from TV quiz Tipping Point on ITV: Ben Shepard: "Which Biblical figure do Christians believe is the son of God sent to save mankind from death and sin?" Contestant: "Pass". :happy:

hang on.. ..he could walk on water, make loaves of bread and fish multiply, turn water into wine, make cripples walk, and you're amazed that he was a little bit pale?

mainly in the name of religion

ive got no faith and I saw Blue Planet. Did he mention why god allows man to throw shit loads of plastic into the sea to kill the rest of gods beautiful creatures too?

Shit quality toys. I walked round a toy shop the other day with my kids, pretending to be buying Christams pressies for relatives but mainly wanted to get an idea of what they would like themselves. They pointed out various things whilst dropping hints like 'oooh, that looks good', so I took a...

whens the bank holiday, thats all I want to know

you're a bit posh having an ear window heater

Have you tried doing it whilst sitting in the bath? - much more relaxing.

6 - Concrete Jungle - Specials

4 - Another brick in the wall

track 2 - knock on wood