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don't mention de vore

yeh, 2 hours

Perhaps she's waiting to be kissed by a handsome prince?

I was expecting them to be 100% Linda McCartney

I now only drink ants milk. it takes 0 litres of water to produce 1 litre of ants milk (but it does take fuck-loads of ants)

reminds me of something I heard on TalkShite the other day when they were talking about TV game show hosted by Bradley Walsh (can't remember name of show - don't watch it). One of the questions was something like... What was the name of the footballer who played for Trinidad & Tobago and also...

what did he say to his wife when waving goodbye?

so he's not so bad after all

don't the sandwiches get all squashed up?

were you in Japan?

i think that's why old men allow themselves to become smelly

think I might have already had this (or similar)..but.. people that use stupid sayings in front of just about all of the things that they say. There is someone at work who, whilst on the phone, starts just about all of their sentences with either "yeh/no", or 'I mean..", or "As I say". When...

i'm looking forward to the open-top bus parade of the trophy

120 years is a long time to be sitting down

always goes down well in the gym

have you just watched 31 episodes in 3 days?

what about an insectarium?

“Women are not something that you pick up and put down,” Waterbury said. 'It's like a cult': how sexual misconduct permeates the world of ballet

just make sure he really does want to get off the bus first, and is not just shuffling closer to the door, otherwise he'll be very pissed off with his long walk home

no, let them go on their own