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They have Halloween in October there Daz, so I think you might be a bit late :happy:

you could argue that having a pet is being nasty to animals

the lazy bastards couldn't even find an appropriate place to dump him - can't they see that there is a 'no dumping dogs here' sticker on the lamppost?

own up, that was you, wasn't it?

seems like you were more than happy to break the bad news :joyful:

i don't know how to break this to you, but that's not necessarily a good thing for him to be saying

If you do get a parking ticket whilst driving it means you were going too slow.

you should consider a change of diet

i had quite a large amount of cheese last night just before bed, so at 4.55 this morning I was flying naked around the street whilst being chased by a giant monster, before falling into an endless pit, where all of my teeth fell out (or something like that, I can't remember)

where i normally am at 4.55 in the morning :yawn:

For: they catch people speeding. Against: they catch me speeding.

you run public toilet operation in your own house?

were you planning to write something else on the thread that you created called 'Public toilet hygiene'?

I haven't seen the Apprentice for a few years - was some dick using one? No, I've just watched some bloke chasing some leaves down a street and leav*ing (*ho-ho) them all in a pile at the end, where I guess some other bloke will fire-up his leaf blower and blow them all back again. Sort of...

do you hibernate?

leaf blowers

Bournemouth were able spend the best part of £40M on a midfielder (Lerma) and left-back (Rico) this summer - i.e.quite prepared/able to spend. Not much point in that case selling a proven Wilson for £40M as they would then be looking for a replacement with £40M to spend.

are you a steward?

i literally don't have any tits left

people that say "I hope you're proud of yourself!" no you don't.