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cons: you have to wipe their arses for a few years pros: they eventually have to wipe yours for longer.

sha la la la la

did you let her straight back out again?

on a plane or using her arms as wings?

using plurals when referring to famous people. e.g. "the Messis, Ronaldos, Bests and Peles of this world" (OK, Ronaldos is allowed, but you get my point).

nice to see they all squeezed into Mark Robins attic to do the press conference.

serves them right for getting pissed

Yes. I've got nothing gainst the term annual leave - it might be a useful term internally within a company to describe why someone is away from work - I just don't like it when someone from a different organisation tells you that they are on 'annual leave'.

"And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?.......They call it a Royale with cheese"

This American Life Serial S-Town (all related)

Things that annoy you... When a perfectly good thread turns into a discussion about data protection policies.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

they must have massive shoulders

What happens if the score is level after 90 minutes? Do we have a different 'extra-time' and even 'penalties' kit available?

use of the term 'annual leave' when explaining to someone (who does not work in the same business as you) why you won't be available on a certain day. e.g. "sorry, I can't make it on Thursday, I'm on annual leave" It's not relevant to me why you are away. I don't care. If you were away for...

that reminds me. did anyone else used to think that 'expectorant' was the medicine that you took when you were expecting to get a cough (i.e. perhaps you had a sore throat, and didn't want it to develop further), or was it just me?

sustainable cod (or insert other fish) fillets. I just saw a menu with "Pan roasted sustainable cod fillet on a delicious wild rice salad with apricots......." How can the cod be sustainable? It's dead!

Lazy Susan

Julian Assange (aka Julian Asshole)

85?