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I'm looking forward to it. Going on Saturday to see it. It's doing really well even though the media tried their best to harm it with nonsense about it making people turn crazy and go on killing rampages.

I grew up with brit pop and grunge but had older brothers blaring 80s rock all the time so I've got an affinity with both decades. I'll go 85-95.

That's completely out of order. Why should you have to smell some fuckers cod and chips? They should have been dragged out. The cinema isn't a private place where you can do as you desire. It's almost as bad as the people who get their phones out during a film or feel the need to talk...

Ah yes. He's well respected in the game as is his assistant Wright Van Man.

Oh yeah. I've looked into them before. It works out about 60p a pint after the initial cost for the system doesn't it? Refrigerating the kegs put me off a bit but I'd like one, just not sure I could be bothered with ordering stuff in.

Loads of booze, anger at monetary losses and the musky smell of stallions in the air can do strange things to a man...

Do you mean the one use kegs that cost about £17 some supermarkets sell? I've tried a few. The Heineken version is really good and keeps fresh for a few weeks plus it has a nozzle and a tap so it feels like you're pouring a proper pint. There's a Samuel Adams and Budvar keg I've tried but...

I heard there's a hotly tipped Dutch coach called Ford Van Mot that's in talks as we speak.

I see more of a tugging action tbh.

I'm pretty sure Mcfadzean tried to organise a scrum on Saturday. This kit is not only bad luck but it's causing much confusion and not just for the players. I wore the kit the other day and suddenly I fancied my sister!

Yes, she has definitely got something about her but not an out and out stunner. I first noticed her in an episode of black mirror. Here she is looking like she's trying to start a lawnmower...

Whoever goes to manage Sunderland will have to deal with the inevitable uncertainty when the new owners take over which adds even more weight to the poison chalice. I don’t think they'll go for Robins anyway. He's too unassuming and level headed. They'll want a manager who talks about...

It'll be like returning to the Ricoh. No atmosphere and a terrible playing surface.

Our washing machine conked out last year and I thought I'd open it up and remove the drum to use it as a firepit for the garden as I'd seen it done before. It should be a simple process but I realised the drum had been welded into the plastic surroundings so it couldn't be removed unless I had...

If I made a funny face and the wind changed my face would stay funny. Touching dandelions would make me piss the bed. Jack Frost would get me if I went outside at night. Uncle Seamus didn't touch me and I dreamt it all.

She should be more concerned about what her serial granny shagger husband Wayne is up to. Social media is a cesspit. #ihateit.

A bank would happily let you leave your money in an account while your earn £15k+ daily in interest. There's no rule that says you have to spend it. I'd piss off to a private island for a few weeks to get my head around the whole thing.

That's definitely part of the thrill. Spending all the money in my head. Imagining who I'd hire a hitman to kill etc.

Lots more of those massive ugly fucking windmills I expect will be part of the plan.

Poor Jack. Only a few million pounds pay off and he has to move away from the cultural metropolis that is Sunderland.