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    The EU: In, out, shake it all about....

    By your definition a clown is a comedian because their main intention is to be funny. Alan Sugar is a comedian because he delivers puns on The Apprentice etc You're trying to make your own definitions for a comedian to suit your own argument. This is getting beyond ridiculous and I don't know...
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    What are you currently listening to?

    Great band. I love their sound. I was in New York in August. We landed and got to our hotel which was up the road from Radio City Music Hall. I took a walk down the street and could see loads of trucks and buses parked outside it. I then looked up at the venue signs and saw that John Fogerty...
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    New TV series 2019

    It's not new but I finished Better Call Saul Season 4 last night and think it's developed into a really accomplished clever TV show. When it originally aired I gave up on it at the start of season 2 because I was expecting something more or less like Breaking Bad. I went back last week and...
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    The EU: In, out, shake it all about....

    The two aren't mutually exclusive. Paul Merton is a stand up comedian. Yes, he's currently focusing on improv but a lot of stand ups take breaks or go down other avenues for periods of time, but they're still stand ups. It's like saying Derren Brown isn't a magician anymore because he took a...
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    The EU: In, out, shake it all about....

    You're wrong plain and simple and even though this has gotten silly and pointless I'll continue because I can't sleep. You tried to group Top Gear in with Comedy Panel shows when they're completely different. Top Gear isn't listed anywhere as a comedy. It's a scripted entertainment show. Of...
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    The EU: In, out, shake it all about....

    Finding something funny is completely subjective though. Of course you don't think any right leaning comedy is funny because you're left wing and it doesn't sit well with you. The comment about Top Gear is ludicrous. It's a car show. That's inherently what it is. Mock The Week has a stand up...
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    The EU: In, out, shake it all about....

    I was referring to comedy shows specifically. Top Gear isn't a comedy and politics shows aren't either. Watch Have I Got News For You or Mock The Week etc. It's all shit comedians telling obvious Trump jokes and towing the politically correct line. I don’t think it's necessarily a BBC...
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    The EU: In, out, shake it all about....

    You won't see anyone remotely right leaning on mainstream British TV and that's not because there's no funny non lefty comedians, they're just not allowed on TV. What they are fed on TV is what constitutes who is funny or not to people like Skybluetony. British comedy is dead anyway. American...
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    The EU: In, out, shake it all about....

    Absolute bollocks. Comedians are nearly always neurotic, angry people. Unless Miranda and Michael McIntyre are your idea of a comedian.
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    Greta Thunberg / Climate Change Summit

    There's definitely a section of these so called activists that are just creating trouble for the sake of it and it's exposed in pathetic attempts like this.
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    Greta Thunberg / Climate Change Summit

    Fuck 'em. If they want anarchy and lawlessness they can take what comes with it. And before any bleeding hearts chirp up, one of the guys protesting on the carriage kicked someone in the face before anything physical began.
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    Sunderland Manager

    Sunderland fans have him buried before a ball has been kicked which will work wonders for morale at the club. They deserve everything they get.
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    Things that annoy you

    Yeah, on the app you agree to the fixed fare before you even get into the Uber so I'm not sure how going the wrong way would benefit the driver. I've never had any issues with Uber drivers except that on average they can be less polite and more prone to speeding than Taxi drivers but that's why...
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    4 Years Ago Today

    The other day he said Mark Robins can't coach the strikers in the team because he used to be a striker himself. He / she is either a troll or a simpleton.
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    TRANMERE FAN

    Taking personal gratification from something you had absolutely nothing to do with is like celebrating when you wife is brought to orgasm by the fella from next door. It's no wonder you're traipsing around opposing teams message boards late at night when you can't even please your woman...
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    Lose the Gut Thread 2019!!

    That's somewhat true but what weight are you losing? Muscle, bone, fat? You'll end up looking like a smaller version of yourself which for most is skinny fat. This also doesn't take into account the mental aspect of losing weight. If it was as simple as just eating less and moving more then...
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    Things that annoy you

    Radio stations putting out adverts with a tagline like "Listen to Jizz FM where we play all the hits" Every single mainstream radio station in the world play the same shit day in day out with no discernible difference between them yet they always run ads boasting that they play the biggest...
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    Film Thread 2019

    The lead actor Sam Worthington is far too wooden. I won't even consider it now I've seen he's in it.
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