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    Match Thread Rotherham United vs. Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 5th Oct

    Robins is probably half relieved to get the loss over with. There's some pressure off and a chance for some players to receive a bollocking. The passing out from the back needs to be addressed. A plan B wouldn't hurt and you could see clearly today that there isn't one in place and that's...
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    Match Thread Rotherham United vs. Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 5th Oct

    I'd imagine it relieves some pent up frustration from having shitty parents, no job and a brain the size of a kidney bean.
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    Match Thread Rotherham United vs. Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 5th Oct

    Look on the bright side. We'll be heavily featured in Jeff Stelling's Football Howlers 2019 DVD.
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    Match Thread Rotherham United vs. Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 5th Oct

    Maybe this will start giving people realistic expectations of where we'll finish this season. Look at the table on New Years day and then start talking about promotion.
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    Match Thread Rotherham United vs. Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 5th Oct

    I can't believe I put all my Euromillions jackpot winnings on us winning today.
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    Match Thread Rotherham United vs. Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 5th Oct

    I've read a fair few comments on here stating that playing out from the back will gain us more points than we'll lose in the long run. I'm not too sure about that. Especially with League One quality players.
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    Match Thread Rotherham United vs. Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 5th Oct

    I can never remember because I'm too pissed at the time.
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    Things that annoy you

    It's the same as people that attack fire engines. They must see it as some kind of authoritative object that they can take their frustrations out on. Stupid wankers.
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    Match Thread Rotherham United vs. Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 5th Oct

    You can't steal beer. It's a god given beverage that is free for all to plunder! That's what I keep telling the Tesco security men anyway.
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    Match Thread Rotherham United vs. Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 5th Oct

    Don't panic lads. We're only 3 points off 10th place.
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    Match Thread Rotherham United vs. Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 5th Oct

    If we keep it 2-0 until half time Robins will give them a kick up the arse and we could nick something. Another goal from them and it's bed time.
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    Match Thread Rotherham United vs. Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 5th Oct

    I've saved this just in case we come back so I can make a snide smug remark that makes me look clever.
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    Film Thread 2019

    Wolf Of Wall Street flies by for me. There's not much flab on that film. If a film uses the time well I would be happy to watch 3-4hrs. It's when these comic book films dick about forever with nonessential exposition that numbs my brain as well as my arse. From reviews I've read, The...
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    The apprentice 2019

    From what I know Sugar would send them to various parts of his business. I think some complained that they were just given a desk and no work to do but for £100k I'd happily sit on my arse. I'd even do some overtime.
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    Euromillions Tonight-Invest in Cov?

    Need to get a few ribs removed too. Not that I'd ever try that of course.
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    Team for saturday

    He can also feed 5,000 so could easily cater St Andrews on match day.
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