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    Shooting Statistics

    So you think that Mark Robins, who was a striker, doesn’t train his forwards well in shooting practice? Fuck me I've read some shit on here in my time but this just might take the biscuit.
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    Shooting Statistics

    You can't blame coaching for fundamentally poor finishing. Hiwula in particular needs to sort his head out and just put the chances away. I bet Hiwula and Godden are smashing them in from all angles in training wherever the pressure is off.
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    Things that annoy you

    Oof. A heady mix of booze and Barlow to hit the crowd right in their "feels".
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    Things that annoy you

    But wait, the bar is closing, some people are leaving, is this really the end? The DJ pulls out his ace card and like a maestro he delivers the perfect ending. Don't Look Back In Anger... WKDs and flat pints are necked as every fucker and his mother unite to sing very loudly and very fucking...
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Tranmere Rovers Match Thread - Sunday 13th Oct

    When the Tranmere player made the foul he was outside of the box. One of Godden's feet was in the box. They analysed it on Sky. "A penalty kick is awarded when a foul punishable by a direct free kick is committed by a player in their own penalty area." No penalty.
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    Lose the Gut Thread 2019!!

    There's nothing wrong with rice. It's a great source of energy. Especially if he's walking a lot and trying to run. It'll replenish his glycogen stores and he'll feel better for it the next day. Chewing on a salad might lower his calorie intake but he'll have no energy and it's pissing...
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    Film Thread 2019

    Saw The Joker tonight. I thoroughly enjoyed every second of it. Everything was perfect. The direction was gritty and dark, the settings looked genuinely like New York (Gotham) in the late 70s, the music was perfect and of course Joaquin Phoenix did what everyone thought was impossible and...
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    Matt 'offside' Godden

    How many times was he caught offside? I lost count at 54 and had somewhat of a nervous breakdown.
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Tranmere Rovers Match Thread - Sunday 13th Oct

    He probably didn't even know where he was aiming for.
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Tranmere Rovers Match Thread - Sunday 13th Oct

    If Hiwula scored that decent chance in the first few minutes the game would have ended 5-0 and everyone would be talking about promotion and how great everything is. The team played well but the longer it stayed 0-0 the more desperate we got, the finishing was unforgivable and then Tranmere...
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Tranmere Rovers Match Thread - Sunday 13th Oct

    Kastaneer did an apt Sunday lunch time headless chicken act. What the fuck was he trying to do?! Hiwula and Godden are ultimately to blame for this result. The game should have been 4-0 by 70 mins. Toothless rubbish. 17 shots on goal and one on target ffs.
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Tranmere Rovers Match Thread - Sunday 13th Oct

    My big prediction is that Godden will be offside again.
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    Terror attack in Manchester?

    The problem with this type of thing is that it's impossible to intercept. If a group is planning an attack it's open to intelligence monitoring it but all this kind of thing needs is a kitchen knife and a nutter / radical.
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    sunderland sack ross

    I heard it's Danielle Lloyd. Why aye. Half time pringles for the lads like.
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    Breaking News? - Robins signs new Contract!

    There's a few of ours on there. Embarrassing stuff.
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    Terror attack in Manchester?

    This kind of thing makes me sick. It's just completely random butchery and as barbaric as it gets.
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    Breaking News? - Robins signs new Contract!

    RoBinS iS a BOg StAndARd MaNAger aNyWAy liKe... Robins approach knocked back
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    What if I told you in 1987

    It's not a secret anymore. Expect a call from satan soon you snitch.
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    An evening with Mark Robins

    The surprise is that it's being held tomorrow night.
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