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    The apprentice 2019

    Yeah, well it used to be a competition for a job in Sugar's business empire and now it's based on getting an investment from him based on the candidates product or business plan. The original format worked perfectly because it was a drawn out job interview whereas since the prize has changed...
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    The apprentice 2019

    Since the format change the selection process is to get one investible person and 13 nutters.
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    Things that annoy you

    This bombardment of Ru Paul on British TV in the past week. People saying the UK when they mean England.
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    Euromillions Tonight-Invest in Cov?

    Depends how much is left after I pay for the penis enlargement for my friend.
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    The apprentice 2019

    I find Brady particularly odious. Sitting there with her smug bulldog chewing a wasp face emitting zero charisma. The fact that Sugar's chair sits on a wooden platform so he doesn't look small sums him up but saying all that I still watch it when I can. It's better than most shit on prime...
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    Greta Thunberg / Climate Change Summit

    I always hear people say "what an arse" when I leave a room so I know I'm okay in that department.
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    Greta Thunberg / Climate Change Summit

    It's just like Rear Of The Year. The winner doesn't actually have the best rear, they just pick them because they're famous. It's not fair.
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    Film Thread 2019

    Fortunately I went into the cinema anticipating a character study, self indulgent Tarantino film so I wasn't surprised by it's slow pace and meandering story. The Sharon Tate stuff probably flew over most people's heads, especially those under 30. It was Tarantino's love letter to a bygone era...
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    The apprentice 2019

    Yep. That's the exact reason the show has gone stale. I watched a few of the older series back recently and the candidates were desperate to get a job with Alan Sugar. They looked genuinely upset when they had to leave. The selection process took ages but it weeded out the weak candidates and...
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    Robins to Stoke?

    Well you're a tosser too then. The fact he refused to leave a club he didn't like and deliberately played shit so he could sit at home and collect £70k a week wasn't just looking out for his best interests. But hey, let's not let morals get in the way of an easy buck.
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    Robins to Stoke?

    I don’t think Coleman came off badly in the Sunderland Til I Die documentary. Most of his transfer targets slipped away because of lack of funds while that tosser Jack Rodwell sat on his arse getting a massive wage. Coleman remained composed even when he realised the game was up.
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    Film Thread 2019

    What disappointed you about it?
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    Robins to Stoke?

    Sky blue tears bruv, you best believe.
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    Robins to Stoke?

    Robins has said that he has sky blue blood. He'd never leave.
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    Aldi beer

    I purchased a few Perlenbacher from Lidl yesterday and noticed a change in taste. They've only gone and reduced it to 4.8%.
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Doncaster Rovers Match Thread - Saturday 28th Sep

    Ipswich will piss the league. If we stop fucking about at the back and are lucky with injuries I'm hopeful of autos but I predict a safe play off spot. Put your house on it.
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    FAO Grendel

    After timing is perhaps the saddest most self indulgent thing a human could do.
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    Match Thread Coventry City vs. Doncaster Rovers Match Thread - Saturday 28th Sep

    Watch yourself or certain posters will start wetting themselves because you dared to criticise a player.
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