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  1. trevelfarandwide

    Match Thread Checkatrade Final Match Thread - Oxford

    Since I'm a sentimental tosser, I've just stuck One Victory by Todd Rundgren on. Smiling to myself with a fag in my gob, nice going boys. PUSB Also are there any highlights on telly tonight?
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    Match Thread Checkatrade Final Match Thread - Oxford

    Poxy phone has had a spasm, is it HT yet?? PUSB
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    Is 'Not going to Wembley'....

    And? Try to be less of a c**t and consider everyone's circumstances before posting for likes and acceptance. People like you will all be skint in a few years, the middle class is almost totally phased out. Then see where your principles lie, when you're having to watch your finances daily...
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    Teachers: the Evil and Sadistic Ones

    We had a few at Ullathorne, especially the English teachers, but even now, in retrospect, I find a lot of the others borderline sadistic and deeply oppressive. I guess it was standard in a Catholic school.
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    Teachers: the Evil and Sadistic Ones

    Well be more clear in the future, young Peter. ;) Bishop Ullathorne, I was only there from 1992 to 1994, but those teachers were maniacs.
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    Teachers: the Evil and Sadistic Ones

    Indeed? Not sure where else you'd find teachers, aside from at Alton Towers on teacher training day. :)
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    Teachers: the Evil and Sadistic Ones

    Sounds like a terrible Z-movie, but in all honesty, I can count the number of honest, decent and skilled teachers who taught me through school, on one hand. One in particular, at secondary school, had a serious anger issue and hoyed a girl backwards 10 feet through some double doors. He always...
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    Match Thread Checkatrade Final Match Thread - Oxford

    Can you please PM me with the details of your Valium haul, mate? My stash of frighteningly potent and experimental mood stabilisers is running a tad low. ;)
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    Cars Thread!

    I know this is mostly an appreciation thread, however I'm just curious to see if many others here find that hideous fucking Vauxhall Mokka as painful on the eyes as I do? These crossover SUVs are terrible to look at, and at least 4 people I know own them and wish they hadn't bothered.
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    Match Thread Checkatrade Final Match Thread - Oxford

    2-2 at FT, but I predict a winner for us in the second half of ET. 3-2 City.
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    Is 'Not going to Wembley'....

    So, despite the little disclaimer at the end, am I a 'non-fan' in your opinion? It isn't for you, or anyone else, to decide what kind of 'supporter' I am - I'm firmly against NOPM, and would be there in the crowd week after week if it were physically and financially possible for me to do so. I...
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    He Lives!

    Not much is said about him, so perhaps he's not making the expected progress. TM thought very highly of him when he signed, IIRC.
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    He Lives!

    How has Sayoud's form been, anyone?
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    Team of Clones

    11 Tim Fisher's, he'd bullshit the opposition into depression and certain defeat. If he could muster the strength to paff the ball over the line with his girly right peg, we'd win 1-0 every game. Anyone going within 30 yards of his goal will be subject to legal action.
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    Broken man thread

    Oh well, mate, she's gone. :) Life can be great once more. Shit in her petrol tank and key the word: Anal Warts onto the paintwork of her car.
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    Wembley attire

    Since I physically cannot attend, for a multitude of reasons, can someone do me the honour of attending in the attire I was planning to wear at Wembley ? Sky Blue ski mask, sky blue pants and a big drum. Thanks. :)
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    Match Thread Coventry v Bristol R Match Thread - Saturday 25th Mar

    Oh I understood, I just find it amusing that the usual suspects are either bickering or nit-picking, even after a fucking victory. Some individuals on here truly need to invest in a penis.
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    Things that annoy you

    Even if I went to the farthest reaches of Outer Mongolia for a quiet family picnic, the same bloody tribe of gobshites would be there. Racing mountain goats, probably, to a background of that terrible rave music. Might have to invest in that RPG launcher for the summer months...
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    Things that annoy you

    Why does there have to be a family straight out of Shameless at every idyllic picnic location? Bleeding hell. They seem to enjoy spouting profanity around kids almost as much as the White Lightening they're consuming by the vat-load...might be time to start cracking heads.
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    Leaving 2 players up on Corners etc

    Robins clearly has a variety of tactical options, and he seems to utilise players correctly. Makes a refreshing change, to have a solid tactician at the helm.
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