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Perhaps he's won the lottery and is in hiding from beggars at his door. Either that or he's cacked himself so badly that his wife has locked him in the dungeon till the smell evaporates. Very feasible suggestions, I think.

Ah well, perhaps Sheff Utd fans need reminding that they've been shit for far longer than we have. Fleck and Clarke can shove it up their mercenary arseholes, sideways.

Fucking cheating fucking bastard cunts, I'd forgotten about that...

This lad is the epitome of frustrating. So talented, but so mentally weak.

Northern is too general for me, personally, I just find fans of the two Sheffield clubs the most hittable after Leicester fans. Sheff Wednesday fans really are a close second, their fans are all gobby chavs who think they're Ultras.

Must be due to a t' pile-up at t' turnstiles, their fans heads are too t' fooking big to fit t' through. T' wankers.

Colonel Mustard, the kitchen, battered to death with a large freshwater salmon. Hang on, sorry...thought this was Cluedo...

Wow, and i thought my Mike Marsh shirt was ill-advised...well, it was, but then neither of us was daft enough to have Carlita (31) on their shirt. If my old mate Martin reads this, hahaha, Carlita. He literally tore it off at football training and tried to rip it to pieces with his teeth in...

Joy Seppalla IS Keyser Soze. We've finally nailed it, good work.

If it's Joy, she's had a chemical peel and a facelift. She's had her knackers off finally as well, perhaps it was for the occasion.

In our circumstances, someone who knows non-league and possess savvy would be absolutely indispensable as head of recruitment. Non league is where we should be doing most if not all of our recruiting.

Perhaps Robins was asked to take over, but he wanted assurances and some degree of control over signings/budget (maybe), but at the time SISU wanted to pay out less and have a more subservient character like Slade in the job. That backfires, SISU go back to Robins with everything he asked for...

It seems futile to dissect the proceedings at this stage. Anyone harbouring that shred of hope regarding survival should extinguish it forthwith; it's not impossible, granted, it's just improbable and highly unlikely. The factors to ensure survival are absurd. Robins is here now, and I suspect...

It's amazing what a bit of focus and a lot of motivation did for Burge yesterday. He even got his positioning correct, which is surprising.

The Chuckle Brothers. Has to be true.

Even though I watched highlights of the game, that goalmouth scramble after Burge's top-drawer save had my arse in pieces. Bigi's goal celebration was brilliant, God has blessed that lad and he acknowledged the Big Man very nicely. :)

Tesco DVD's. They don't have that time-saving strip of red plastic that prevents you from having to chew the fucking wrapper off and nearly chip a tooth in the process.

Hope we sneak a scrappy, dirty win. An own goal off Fleck's pale buttocks. Seriously, those fans of theirs need silencing, they're a gaggle of total wankers. 1-0 or 2-1 City.

I've said it for almost 2 years, George will be a brilliant player when his development peaks. He'll be here next year, as long as he doesn't score any more belters of course.

Hahahaha... Like a reality check, with a sledgehammer to the face, priceless.