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  1. trevelfarandwide

    Ryton

    The man lost his legs for the club, show some respect. ;)
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    Ben Stevenson

    Seems he has the same hair stylist as Madders, what is it with that haircut?! Is the WW2 infantry bob-cut suddenly well-fecking cool? That hair is holding him back from true greatness.
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    Your most embarrassing moment at a football match?

    This didn't happen to me, but it just flew into my head: the Newcastle game in 1996, my dad went arse over tit down the steps in the main stand; he was possibly the last fan to arrive, he was pissed up and eating a steak and kidney Pukka Pie. Woosh, head first, then he vanished behind some...
  4. trevelfarandwide

    Port Vale Highlights

    I think many goalies would struggle to have even got a hand on Reid's shot, to be honest. Burge would have been on the other side of his goal, his back to play and wondering why his boots weren't laced if a shot like Reid's came at our goal. ;)
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    Ricoh or Butts ?

    Indeed, I overlooked that. My U grade in GCSE Business Studies was well deserved.
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    Ricoh or Butts ?

    I'm not a business head, but I'm assuming the Ricoh rent is unsustainable somewhat?
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    Your most embarrassing moment at a football match?

    The latter incident with the projectile phlegm reminds me of something I saw at HR in '93 - the guy in front was, to put it mildly, a loudmouth tosser who would berate the players for anything; this one time, Oggy had the ball and Sean Flynn was free on the right and calling for it, so Mr Shouty...
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    Your most embarrassing moment at a football match?

    Got smashed in the forehead by one of Telfer's wayward shots in '96 - I turned away in disgust after I saw it going skyward, but then, oosh...about 25 fellow fans did the "wahayyyy!" as the ball ploughed into my head. I saved the day by yelling "no wonder his missus shagged Hucks, useless...
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    Joy & Tim caught red handed!

    Nasty. Just nasty.
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    Death list 2017

    Yep, very versatile guy. His lesser role in True Lies was brilliant, imo. Says online he died of complications after heart surgery: for 61, he looked a picture of health to me.
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    Port Vale Highlights

    Very hard to pull off what Reid did yesterday, besides, it was the pace and dip that had the keeper fooled not the placement of the shot per se. You can hear how flush he hit it from the audio on the highlights.
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    Death list 2017

    Had no idea till now. :( He'll forever be Pvt Hudson from Aliens, the role of a lifetime. RIP Bill.
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    You ever been the first person in a stadium?

    Indeed, I was served by Mr Curtis himself in there, at age 14. He dropped my change but I didn't mind. He laughed like a musketeer at my short mate asking for a pint, really bwahaha style.
  14. trevelfarandwide

    "Everything is Negative"

    Badly worded, but he means that it's a shit scenario - being relegated but winning a trophy, it essentially makes the latter hollow. Unless he really does want us to lose, the prick.
  15. trevelfarandwide

    Smokescreen

    Nope. Pathological liars usually find their niche in Law, Business or both. Timmy is a rarity though, he still expects us to swallow his new bullshit, time after time. Ignorance truly is bliss.
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    Port Vale Highlights

    Unbelievable goal from Reid, where's this skill been hiding?! Still can't decide if the 2nd was an own goal or a weird elastic leg back heel from Kwarme... With Burge and his mistakes, since he keeps repeating them, and that RCC makes similar gaffs, they're being coached to be flappers by a...
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    Match Thread Coventry v Port Vale Match Thread - Tuesday 21st Mar

    Good lad, great strike by the sounds of it.
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    Match Thread Coventry v Port Vale Match Thread - Tuesday 21st Mar

    So he'd pick up a south African accent or something, and attain a pub team player level to boot...get the large cabbages and thermoses on standby.
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    Match Thread Coventry v Port Vale Match Thread - Tuesday 21st Mar

    So why can't Oggy dash Burge off the floor like he dashes that clipboard...perhaps a minor head injury might improve Burge's performance.
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    Match Thread Coventry v Port Vale Match Thread - Tuesday 21st Mar

    True, but at least Vale's players are making a fight of it, unlike our feeble lot.
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