Recent content by mr_monkey

For the last time... People you follow on twitter are not your friends or in the know 😏 seriously mate you need to show us on the doll where Doug touched you so we can help you get over whatever vendetta you have against him

By club shop bird do you mean twitter again mate 😏 thought you would have learnt your lesson by now

Random people on twitter do have that sort of power :)

I thought we weren't getting an announcement today as everyone was off?

Proper happy ending then 😏

Kink support no shame here

Does she know about your enthusiasm about getting wanked off by a random dude from the internet?

No worries mate, it's a tough time in anyone's life just know you aren't on your own

Strangely obsessed with getting wanked off by a guy aren't you mate, if you need help coming out please let me know as you will find nowadays people are very understanding and accepting 😏

But both your sources are twitter so does that make you one as well?

Did big Dave say when his last day was?

When is big Dave's last day and can we get a collection going for him

Or the truth is that they are both talking absolute nonsense (as proven time and time again but people still believe them for some reason 😂)

Not everything on twitter is true mate (sorry to shatter your dreams 😏)

Absolutely mate, it doesn't help when you have people like Dawkins and Overson's mates spreading nonsense to try and upset the apple cart because (quite rightly) king is trying to make the club more professional I'm encouraged too, still a long way to go but the signs are good so far (which in...