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Seaside-Skyblue said:
While on Pub toilets ...who on earth is picking their nose and wiping it on the wall? Grim.

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Nearly as grim as people just pissing on the floor instead of in the bowl - too busy looking at other peoples todger
 
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Mcbean said:
Nearly as grim as people just pissing on the floor instead of in the bowl - too looking at other peoples todger
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I e still got PTSD from a toilet at Warwick Uni Tech Park and in fact a similar one a couple of years earlier at Cov Uni with literal shit smeared on the walls and shitty toilet paper on the floor. Still confused as to what was happening in rhere
 
I avoid the more public toilets on campus as a rule now, you'd think that anyone spending their day in a university library would be clever enough to be able to piss exclusively into a toilet rather than a seat and surrounding areas, but apparently not.
 
shmmeee said:
I e still got PTSD from a toilet at Warwick Uni Tech Park and in fact a similar one a couple of years earlier at Cov Uni with literal shit smeared on the walls and shitty toilet paper on the floor. Still confused as to what was happening in rhere
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Twice in my postgrad the head of faculty had to email at length that you weren’t meant to stand on the bowl for a shit, nor were you meant to shit in bags and put them in the bin. It got to the point of signs being put up to have to explain how to take a shit. Hilariously he also offered biohazard bags for people who were desperate to shit in them instead of the bog
 
Brighton Sky Blue said:
Twice in my postgrad the head of faculty had to email at length that you weren’t meant to stand on the bowl for a shit, nor were you meant to shit in bags and put them in the bin. It got to the point of signs being put up to have to explain how to take a shit. Hilariously he also offered biohazard bags for people who were desperate to shit in them instead of the bog
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shmmeee said:
I e still got PTSD from a toilet at Warwick Uni Tech Park and in fact a similar one a couple of years earlier at Cov Uni with literal shit smeared on the walls and shitty toilet paper on the floor. Still confused as to what was happening in rhere
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My mum worked at Warwick Uni and said the same. The price to pay for an influx of students from cultures that use squat toilets and have sewage systems that mean you can't put any extra items such as toilet paper down there so they assume it goes in the bin (or near enough). In fact cultures that don't have toilet paper at all so they don't really know how to use it.
 
Brighton Sky Blue said:
Twice in my postgrad the head of faculty had to email at length that you weren’t meant to stand on the bowl for a shit, nor were you meant to shit in bags and put them in the bin. It got to the point of signs being put up to have to explain how to take a shit. Hilariously he also offered biohazard bags for people who were desperate to shit in them instead of the bog
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Haha, there are signs at Cov Uni for that.
 
SkyBlueSoul said:
My mum worked at Warwick Uni and said the same. The price to pay for an influx of students from cultures that use squat toilets and have sewage systems that mean you can't put any extra items such as toilet paper down there so they assume it goes in the bin (or near enough). In fact cultures that don't have toilet paper at all so they don't really know how to use it.
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Just install a couple of bum guns and everyone’s happy!
 
Brighton Sky Blue said:
Twice in my postgrad the head of faculty had to email at length that you weren’t meant to stand on the bowl for a shit, nor were you meant to shit in bags and put them in the bin. It got to the point of signs being put up to have to explain how to take a shit. Hilariously he also offered biohazard bags for people who were desperate to shit in them instead of the bog
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SkyBlueSoul said:
My mum worked at Warwick Uni and said the same. The price to pay for an influx of students from cultures that use squat toilets and have sewage systems that mean you can't put any extra items such as toilet paper down there so they assume it goes in the bin (or near enough). In fact cultures that don't have toilet paper at all so they don't really know how to use it.
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It’s what your left hands for !
 
Greggs said:
Crusts on a bread loaf. I'm always pushing past the fucker. Is he just there to protect the rest of them, acting all hard because he's got an inbuilt shield? I feed them to the ducks and get pleasure watching them get pecked at.
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They're called 'heels', and they are the best bit of a loaf.
Butter and jam on a heel with a big mug of tea is a proper comfort snack.
 
fernandopartridge said:
Night time tickly cough

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I’m told there’s a special serum for this. Cums in a handy sized container. It needs a good shake before application.
 
Neighbours with numerous and unnecessarily bright motion-sensor floodlights in their gardens.

I was calling the cat in earlier, and it was like a scene from a prison movie as she cut across the lawn - it triggered three (previously uninstalled) lights that, I imagine, could have easily burnt through my retinas if I had stared at them for more than a second.

Might need a welders mask for any further night forays into that coronal discharge.
 
ProfessorbyGrace said:
Neighbours with numerous and unnecessarily bright motion-sensor floodlights in their gardens.

I was calling the cat in earlier, and it was like a scene from a prison movie as she cut across the lawn - it triggered three (previously uninstalled) lights that, I imagine, could have easily burnt through my retinas if I had stared at them for more than a second.

Might need a welders mask for any further night forays into that coronal discharge.
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Escape from al-cat-raz? Sorry.

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Robbing bastards at Bristol Airport parking. Just booked flights for a week away on Wednesday and the parking is twice the price of my return flight, £158 for the week!
 
Probably been said before, but when a programme cuts to adverts and the volume goes up significantly.

just watching rangers vs Livingston , goes to adverts after half time and all of a sudden I’ve got to turn tv down 4 notches as it’s blasting out.
 
Blind-Faith said:
Probably been said before, but when a programme cuts to adverts and the volume goes up significantly.

just watching rangers vs Livingston , goes to adverts after half time and all of a sudden I’ve got to turn tv down 4 notches as it’s blasting out.
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The HT break, anyway tbf, hearing the inane comments from punters.
 
The amount of people ( perfectly able bodied ) who get their shopping delivered. Just go to the shop you fucking lazy arseholes
 
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