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Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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  • Jan 15, 2024
  • #456
Alkhen said:
Coat firmly on...

Here's my attempt at crowbarring the Time Warp lyrics to fit

He'll pass to the left
And then he'll pass to the right
Watch where it lands as the ball dips,
Such a tease as he flicks it to Wright,
But it's the upfield burst,
That really drives us insane

Let's do the Vic Torp again
Let's do the Vic Torp again
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I was thinking

It's just a pass with his left
And then a shot with his right
Gives defenders the slip
As he breaks the line
But it's his midfield thrust
That really drives us insane

Let's do the Vic Torp again.
 
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ajl

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 15, 2024
  • #457
Saddlebrains said:
Whoever your source is has you on more than mine


He trained today for the first time
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Robins said in his cwr interview that he trained Friday, when asked if the reason for not playing was not ready or international clearance, Robins stated it was the clearance issue, and that he trained yesterday with the lads - being friday

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Calista

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 15, 2024
  • #458
Why all these convoluted attempts to try and discredit a poster? Sounds to me like there's a simple explanation - Slowpoke based his comment on the Robins interview?
 
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mmttww

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 15, 2024
  • #459
Calista said:
Why all these convoluted attempts to try and discredit a poster? Sounds to me like there's a simple explanation - Slowpoke based his comment on the Robins interview?
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This is fair. I retract my tw*tty comment @slowpoke.
 
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Deleted member 5849

Guest
  • Jan 15, 2024
  • #460
mmttww said:
This is fair. I retract my tw*tty comment @slowpoke.
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There'll be opportunity in the future
 
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Sky Blue Harry H

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 15, 2024
  • #461
Credit to a Cliff Evans on facebook re: a song for him

Happy, happy Torp
Happy Torp
Torp scores goals we like to see
With Torpy in our team
We're living Sky Blue dreams
Gonna make our Wembley dreams come true.
 

Skybluedownunder

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 15, 2024
  • #462
Sky Blue Harry H said:
Credit to a Cliff Evans on facebook re: a song for him

Happy, happy Torp
Happy Torp
Torp scores goals we like to see
With Torpy in our team
We're living Sky Blue dreams
Gonna make our Wembley dreams come true.
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What is it with this forum and making little singy songs for people.

Ooooo we sing for youuuuuuu




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skybluecam

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 15, 2024
  • #463
To be fair since Friday was the day before the match I imagine it was a more tailored session, and obviously quite a light one physically so not quite a 'proper' training day for someone just coming in.

But for Vic - it was great his first matchday experience was Saturday and I'm sure our 4,000 at Wednesday will produce quite some noise as well so by the time he does get on the pitch he'll know exactly what it means to play for this club. Hoping for a cheeky cameo and then maybe a start in the cup game.
 

Sky Blue Harry H

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 15, 2024
  • #464
Skybluedownunder said:
What is it with this forum and making little singy songs for people.

Ooooo we sing for youuuuuuu




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You OK mate? Someone said it was hard to make a song with his.name, and I happened to have seen one, so put it on here. Apparently you've decided that makes me gay . For your information, I'm not, but have slept with a couple of blokes who were
 
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higgs

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  • Jan 15, 2024
  • #465
Eccles played very well Saturday that ball he trapped on the line from a kasey shot was unbelievable

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skybluecam

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 15, 2024
  • #466
To the tune of lord of the dance

Torp, Torp, plays for the city
They make lego in his home country
Doug signed him from a club in Norway
And he'll lead us all to the prem one day
 
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Gynnsthetonic

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 15, 2024
  • #467
skybluecam said:
To the tune of lord of the dance

Torp, Torp, plays for the city
They make lego in his home country
Doug signed him from a club in Norway
And he'll lead us all to the prem one day
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Greggs

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 15, 2024
  • #468
FUCK OFF WITH THE SONGS YOU BUNCH OF TOP OF THE POPS WEIRDOS
 
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Diogenes

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 15, 2024
  • #469
Greggs said:
FUCK OFF WITH THE SONGS YOU BUNCH OF TOP OF THE POPS WEIRDOS
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Did you not mean Torp of the Pops?
 
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skybluecam

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 15, 2024
  • #470
Greggs said:
FUCK OFF WITH THE SONGS YOU BUNCH OF TOP OF THE POPS WEIRDOS
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no
 

Diogenes

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 15, 2024
  • #471
To the tune of Molly Malone

In the Midlands fair city
Where the girls are so pretty
I first saw a goal scored by the great Dane Victor Torp
As he ploughed through defences shallow
Past centre backs broad and narrow
Singing "we'll go hiking, with our viking - and to prem we will go"
 

mmttww

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 15, 2024
  • #472
Greggs said:
FUCK OFF WITH THE SONGS YOU BUNCH OF TOP OF THE POPS WEIRDOS
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Torp, Torp, wherever you may be
They make Lego in his home country
We think he looks... a bit David Bowie
Plays in midfield for the City Town

Made you one. It doesn't work.
 
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mmttww

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 15, 2024
  • #473
skybluecam said:
To the tune of lord of the dance

Torp, Torp, plays for the city
They make lego in his home country
Doug signed him from a club in Norway
And he'll lead us all to the prem one day
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Torp, Torp, wherever you may be
They make Lego in your home country
We think you look.. a bit David Bowie
Number 29 for the Coventry.

Best I can manage. I've run out of weed.
 
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mmttww

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  • Jan 15, 2024
  • #474
Diogenese said:
Did you not mean Torp of the Pops?
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*Torp of the Porps
 

Hutch11

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 15, 2024
  • #475
Sky Blue Harry H said:
You OK mate? Someone said it was hard to make a song with his.name, and I happened to have seen one, so put it on here. Apparently you've decided that makes me gay . For your information, I'm not, but have slept with a couple of blokes who were
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I liked this but I can categorically deny that I wasn't one of them
 

Calista

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 15, 2024
  • #476
Hutch11 said:
I liked this but I can categorically deny that I wasn't one of them
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You're denying that you weren't one of them?
 
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Diogenes

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 15, 2024
  • #477
Given the Bowie lookalike - I propose the following


Ground Control to Major Torp
Ground Control to Major Torp
Eat your smoked fish
And put your viking helmet on
Ground Control to Major Torp
Commencing countdown
Engines on
Check ignition
And may Dougs love be with you
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff
This is Ground Control
To Major Torp
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know which sky blue shirt you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule
If you dare
This is Major Torp to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating
In a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
 
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JAM See

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 15, 2024
  • #478
Fuck's sake!

14 pages! (and I appreciate I'm contributing to those numbers), but...
He hasn't even kicked a ball in anger yet.

He might be Hamer mk.2
He might be Bright Enobakhare mk. 2

Give the lad a chance, but he's definitely not the new messiah.
 

Diogenes

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 15, 2024
  • #479
He's a very naughty boy?
 
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baldy

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 15, 2024
  • #480
Jokes or not,mostly all of these song suggestions are absolutely shite - get a grip everybody
 
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Skybluedownunder

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 16, 2024
  • #481
Sky Blue Harry H said:
You OK mate? Someone said it was hard to make a song with his.name, and I happened to have seen one, so put it on here. Apparently you've decided that makes me gay
. For your information, I'm not, but have slept with a couple of blokes who were
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Just over every forum chat being overtaken by making songs about every player. Trying to fit lyrics of songs into a players name, do these things actually take off?
Surely there’s better things to do than sit imagining what song fits with players names… surely ‘most’ of you blokes are all over 30 yeah?

Bit sad. Get a more productive hobby


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mmttww

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 16, 2024
  • #482
Skybluedownunder said:
Bit sad. Get a more productive hobby
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Like posting on a football forum?
 

Hutch11

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 16, 2024
  • #483
Calista said:
You're denying that you weren't one of them?
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I think my use of the English language has let me down there
 

Hobo

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 16, 2024
  • #484
Greggs said:
FUCK OFF WITH THE SONGS YOU BUNCH OF TOP OF THE POPS WEIRDOS
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Good one to sing to the home fans when we play away
 
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Marty

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 16, 2024
  • #485
Won't be long before we have verses and a chorus to these songs.

Keep it simple,

Victor, Victor Torp. To the tune Daddy Cool - Boney M

Something like that could be echoing around the ground as opposed to the mumble mess that is the Sakamoto song.
 
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Brighton Sky Blue

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 16, 2024
  • #486
Diogenese said:
Given the Bowie lookalike - I propose the following


Ground Control to Major Torp
Ground Control to Major Torp
Eat your smoked fish
And put your viking helmet on
Ground Control to Major Torp
Commencing countdown
Engines on
Check ignition
And may Dougs love be with you
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff
This is Ground Control
To Major Torp
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know which sky blue shirt you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule
If you dare
This is Major Torp to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating
In a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
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Sorry what?
 
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PUSB-We_are_going_up

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 16, 2024
  • #487
David O'Day said:
like the time he was going on about jack clarke and someone pointed out there wasn't rumour only he was saying it and he got all angry
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There was a rumour moderators are just trying to keep us quiet, they’re in allegiance with Sisu I tell you
 

shmmeee

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 16, 2024
  • #488
Skybluedownunder said:
Just over every forum chat being overtaken by making songs about every player. Trying to fit lyrics of songs into a players name, do these things actually take off?
Surely there’s better things to do than sit imagining what song fits with players names… surely ‘most’ of you blokes are all over 30 yeah?

Bit sad. Get a more productive hobby


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You OK hun?

It’s just people having fun. The fact it winds up so many just makes it even more fun TBH.
 
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SBAndy

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 16, 2024
  • #489
JAM See said:
Fuck's sake!

14 pages! (and I appreciate I'm contributing to those numbers), but...
He hasn't even kicked a ball in anger yet.

He might be Hamer mk.2
He might be Bright Enobakhare mk. 2

Give the lad a chance, but he's definitely not the new messiah.
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Don’t sully Bright’s good name. Choose Lee Sawyer instead.
 
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Calista

Well-Known Member
  • Jan 16, 2024
  • #490
itsabuzzard said:
Did Torp sign a five years contract?
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Five years
And a salary rise
Five years
Dougie’s surprise
Five years
The Dane scores a lot
Five years
He’s better than Scott
 
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