Victor Torp (6 Viewers)

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Coat firmly on...

Here's my attempt at crowbarring the Time Warp lyrics to fit

He'll pass to the left
And then he'll pass to the right
Watch where it lands as the ball dips,
Such a tease as he flicks it to Wright,
But it's the upfield burst,
That really drives us insane

Let's do the Vic Torp again
Let's do the Vic Torp again

I was thinking

It's just a pass with his left
And then a shot with his right
Gives defenders the slip
As he breaks the line
But it's his midfield thrust
That really drives us insane

Let's do the Vic Torp again.

 

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[ajl]

Whoever your source is has you on more than mine

He trained today for the first time

Robins said in his cwr interview that he trained Friday, when asked if the reason for not playing was not ready or international clearance, Robins stated it was the clearance issue, and that he trained yesterday with the lads - being friday

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[Calista]

Why all these convoluted attempts to try and discredit a poster? Sounds to me like there's a simple explanation - Slowpoke based his comment on the Robins interview?

 

[mmttww]

Why all these convoluted attempts to try and discredit a poster? Sounds to me like there's a simple explanation - Slowpoke based his comment on the Robins interview?

This is fair. I retract my tw*tty comment @slowpoke.

 

[NorthernWisdom]

This is fair. I retract my tw*tty comment @slowpoke.

There'll be opportunity in the future

 

[Sky Blue Harry H]

Credit to a Cliff Evans on facebook re: a song for him

Happy, happy Torp
Happy Torp
Torp scores goals we like to see
With Torpy in our team
We're living Sky Blue dreams
Gonna make our Wembley dreams come true.

 

[Skybluedownunder]

Credit to a Cliff Evans on facebook re: a song for him

Happy, happy Torp
Happy Torp
Torp scores goals we like to see
With Torpy in our team
We're living Sky Blue dreams
Gonna make our Wembley dreams come true.

What is it with this forum and making little singy songs for people.

Ooooo we sing for youuuuuuu

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[skybluecam]

To be fair since Friday was the day before the match I imagine it was a more tailored session, and obviously quite a light one physically so not quite a 'proper' training day for someone just coming in.

But for Vic - it was great his first matchday experience was Saturday and I'm sure our 4,000 at Wednesday will produce quite some noise as well so by the time he does get on the pitch he'll know exactly what it means to play for this club. Hoping for a cheeky cameo and then maybe a start in the cup game.

 

[Sky Blue Harry H]

What is it with this forum and making little singy songs for people.

Ooooo we sing for youuuuuuu

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You OK mate? Someone said it was hard to make a song with his.name, and I happened to have seen one, so put it on here. Apparently you've decided that makes me gay . For your information, I'm not, but have slept with a couple of blokes who were

 

[higgs]

Eccles played very well Saturday that ball he trapped on the line from a kasey shot was unbelievable

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[skybluecam]

To the tune of lord of the dance

Torp, Torp, plays for the city
They make lego in his home country
Doug signed him from a club in Norway
And he'll lead us all to the prem one day

 

[Gynnsthetonic]

To the tune of lord of the dance

Torp, Torp, plays for the city
They make lego in his home country
Doug signed him from a club in Norway
And he'll lead us all to the prem one day

 

[Greggs]

FUCK OFF WITH THE SONGS YOU BUNCH OF TOP OF THE POPS WEIRDOS

 

[Diogenes]

FUCK OFF WITH THE SONGS YOU BUNCH OF TOP OF THE POPS WEIRDOS

Did you not mean Torp of the Pops?

 

[skybluecam]

FUCK OFF WITH THE SONGS YOU BUNCH OF TOP OF THE POPS WEIRDOS

no

 

[Diogenes]

To the tune of Molly Malone

In the Midlands fair city
Where the girls are so pretty
I first saw a goal scored by the great Dane Victor Torp
As he ploughed through defences shallow
Past centre backs broad and narrow
Singing "we'll go hiking, with our viking - and to prem we will go"

 

[mmttww]

FUCK OFF WITH THE SONGS YOU BUNCH OF TOP OF THE POPS WEIRDOS

Torp, Torp, wherever you may be
They make Lego in his home country
We think he looks... a bit David Bowie
Plays in midfield for the City Town

Made you one. It doesn't work.

 

[mmttww]

To the tune of lord of the dance

Torp, Torp, plays for the city
They make lego in his home country
Doug signed him from a club in Norway
And he'll lead us all to the prem one day

Torp, Torp, wherever you may be
They make Lego in your home country
We think you look.. a bit David Bowie
Number 29 for the Coventry.

Best I can manage. I've run out of weed.

 

[mmttww]

Did you not mean Torp of the Pops?

*Torp of the Porps

 

[Hutch11]

You OK mate? Someone said it was hard to make a song with his.name, and I happened to have seen one, so put it on here. Apparently you've decided that makes me gay . For your information, I'm not, but have slept with a couple of blokes who were

I liked this but I can categorically deny that I wasn't one of them

 

[Calista]

I liked this but I can categorically deny that I wasn't one of them

You're denying that you weren't one of them?

 

[Diogenes]

Given the Bowie lookalike - I propose the following


Ground Control to Major Torp
Ground Control to Major Torp
Eat your smoked fish
And put your viking helmet on
Ground Control to Major Torp
Commencing countdown
Engines on
Check ignition
And may Dougs love be with you
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff
This is Ground Control
To Major Torp
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know which sky blue shirt you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule
If you dare
This is Major Torp to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating
In a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

 

[JAM See]

Fuck's sake!

14 pages! (and I appreciate I'm contributing to those numbers), but...
He hasn't even kicked a ball in anger yet.

He might be Hamer mk.2
He might be Bright Enobakhare mk. 2

Give the lad a chance, but he's definitely not the new messiah.

 

[Diogenes]

He's a very naughty boy?

 

[baldy]

Jokes or not,mostly all of these song suggestions are absolutely shite - get a grip everybody

 

[Skybluedownunder]

You OK mate? Someone said it was hard to make a song with his.name, and I happened to have seen one, so put it on here. Apparently you've decided that makes me gay . For your information, I'm not, but have slept with a couple of blokes who were

Just over every forum chat being overtaken by making songs about every player. Trying to fit lyrics of songs into a players name, do these things actually take off?
Surely there’s better things to do than sit imagining what song fits with players names… surely ‘most’ of you blokes are all over 30 yeah?

Bit sad. Get a more productive hobby


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[mmttww]

Bit sad. Get a more productive hobby

Like posting on a football forum?

 

[Hutch11]

You're denying that you weren't one of them?

I think my use of the English language has let me down there

 

[Hobo]

FUCK OFF WITH THE SONGS YOU BUNCH OF TOP OF THE POPS WEIRDOS

Good one to sing to the home fans when we play away

 

[Marty]

Won't be long before we have verses and a chorus to these songs.

Keep it simple,

Victor, Victor Torp. To the tune Daddy Cool - Boney M

Something like that could be echoing around the ground as opposed to the mumble mess that is the Sakamoto song.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Given the Bowie lookalike - I propose the following


Ground Control to Major Torp
Ground Control to Major Torp
Eat your smoked fish
And put your viking helmet on
Ground Control to Major Torp
Commencing countdown
Engines on
Check ignition
And may Dougs love be with you
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff
This is Ground Control
To Major Torp
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know which sky blue shirt you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule
If you dare
This is Major Torp to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating
In a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

Sorry what?

 

[PUSB-We_are_going_up]

like the time he was going on about jack clarke and someone pointed out there wasn't rumour only he was saying it and he got all angry

There was a rumour moderators are just trying to keep us quiet, they’re in allegiance with Sisu I tell you

 

[shmmeee]

Just over every forum chat being overtaken by making songs about every player. Trying to fit lyrics of songs into a players name, do these things actually take off?
Surely there’s better things to do than sit imagining what song fits with players names… surely ‘most’ of you blokes are all over 30 yeah?

Bit sad. Get a more productive hobby


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You OK hun?

It’s just people having fun. The fact it winds up so many just makes it even more fun TBH.

 

[SBAndy]

Fuck's sake!

14 pages! (and I appreciate I'm contributing to those numbers), but...
He hasn't even kicked a ball in anger yet.

He might be Hamer mk.2
He might be Bright Enobakhare mk. 2

Give the lad a chance, but he's definitely not the new messiah.

Don’t sully Bright’s good name. Choose Lee Sawyer instead.

 

[Calista]

Did Torp sign a five years contract?

Five years
And a salary rise
Five years
Dougie’s surprise
Five years
The Dane scores a lot
Five years
He’s better than Scott