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Otis

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  • Aug 18, 2016
  • #246
Liquid Gold said:
People who don't know the difference between 'their', 'there' and 'they're or 'your' and 'you're' or 'have' and 'of' etc. but then complain about refugees not speaking English.
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Your spot on with that, its really annoying and their are people born here in this country who cannot speak properly at all.

I feel like there letting us all down and I really want to grab them round the scruff of the neck and say 'Your stupid, do you know that!'

They haven't not got no common sense, the numpties!
 
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Pipehitterz

Well-Known Member
  • Aug 18, 2016
  • #247
Happy ' ' th birthday ' '
Bed sheets that pop up on roundabouts and bridges in celebration of some ones birthday that may , or may not drive past said roundabout or bridge.

Then they leave them there for days , nay weeks .
 

Otis

Well-Known Member
  • Aug 18, 2016
  • #248
Pipehitterz said:
Happy ' ' th birthday ' '
Bed sheets that pop up on roundabouts and bridges in celebration of some ones birthday that may , or may not drive past said roundabout or bridge.

Then they leave them there for days , nay weeks .
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One that makes me laugh is in a house window near me. Obviously a religious family, they have a big poster in their window which says something along the lines of 'Rejoice, today is the day of our salvation.'

Of course, I keep walking past day after day after day and it keeps on saying the same thing over and over and I keep grinning (and that's not because today is the day of our salvation.)
 

ccfctommy

Well-Known Member
  • Aug 18, 2016
  • #249
People who say refuge instead of refuse. 'Hello, my domestic refuge bin was missed today, the refuge wagon came and went striaght past it'.
People who thing everything is a fucking consipicy designed to keep them down. It isn't. You just suck.
Lazy bastards at work. I hate my job too but I still put a shift in.
Cashirs that try to sell you tat. HMV for example, trying to make me buy Elf or Borat for £3.99. No ta, I just want to buy the new Dinosaur Jr CD thanks.
When you try to put £20.00 petrol in the car but it rolls over to £20.01
When you pay for said petrol and you do not have the penny.
 
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skybluesam66

Well-Known Member
  • Aug 18, 2016
  • #250
The person who lets his dog shit on the bridge over the railway line at the Ricoh (every week for 12 months) and never clears it up
 

eastwoodsdustman

Well-Known Member
  • Aug 18, 2016
  • #251
ccfctommy said:
People who say refuge instead of refuse. 'Hello, my domestic refuge bin was missed today, the refuge wagon came and went striaght past it'.
People who thing everything is a fucking consipicy designed to keep them down. It isn't. You just suck.
Lazy bastards at work. I hate my job too but I still put a shift in.
Cashirs that try to sell you tat. HMV for example, trying to make me buy Elf or Borat for £3.99. No ta, I just want to buy the new Dinosaur Jr CD thanks.
When you try to put £20.00 petrol in the car but it rolls over to £20.01
When you pay for said petrol and you do not have the penny.
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Good taste with the CD
 
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eastwoodsdustman

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  • Aug 18, 2016
  • #252
People who goto the trouble of picking up their dogs shit and leaving the bag lying on the floor. Why?
 

ccfctommy

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  • Aug 18, 2016
  • #253
eastwoodsdustman said:
Good taste with the CD
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Pretty good isnt it?
 
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Gazolba

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  • Aug 19, 2016
  • #254
When you are watching a TV program and they keep telling you that the interesting part is "coming up just after the break', but it never does. Then they show it in the last 5 minutes and it's never as interesting as promised.
 
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Otis

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  • Aug 19, 2016
  • #255
skybluesam66 said:
The person who lets his dog shit on the bridge over the railway line at the Ricoh (every week for 12 months) and never clears it up
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Are there no depths that Tim Fisher won't sink too?
 
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skybluesam66

Well-Known Member
  • Aug 19, 2016
  • #256
Otis said:
Are there no depths that Tim Fisher won't sink too?
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No, I can assure you it is dog shit
 
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dutchman

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  • Aug 19, 2016
  • #257
Gazolba said:
When you are watching a TV program and they keep telling you that the interesting part is "coming up just after the break', but it never does. Then they show it in the last 5 minutes and it's never as interesting as promised.
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vow

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  • Aug 19, 2016
  • #258
Football fans that shout a players forename at a match, you don't know them personally, its cringeworthy!
Shout their surname!
Mind you, most will shout at them using their surname if they're not having a good game.
 
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skybluesam66

Well-Known Member
  • Aug 19, 2016
  • #259
vow said:
Football fans that shout a players forename at a match, you don't know them personally, its cringeworthy!
Shout their surname!
Mind you, most will shout at them using their surname if they're not having a good game.
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depends who it is - Always Reda (johnson would have been cringeworthy) = but generally yes
 

Otis

Well-Known Member
  • Aug 19, 2016
  • #260
vow said:
Football fans that shout a players forename at a match, you don't know them personally, its cringeworthy!
Shout their surname!
Mind you, most will shout at them using their surname if they're not having a good game.
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Yeah, it's a bit like it was at Liverpool with Gerrard.

When he was doing well it was 'come on Stevie!'

When he was having a stinker his name suddenly became 'Gerrard-YouTwat!'
 
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dancers lance

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  • Aug 19, 2016
  • #261
The Americanisation of the English language....like people who say "can I get" when ordering something, "touch base" "ball park" "A Game" "my bad" "could care less" Fooooooook Offffffffff!
 
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Terry Gibson's perm

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  • Aug 19, 2016
  • #262
dancers lance said:
The Americanisation of the English language....like people who say "can I get" when ordering something, "touch base" "ball park" "A Game" "my bad" "could care less" Fooooooook Offffffffff!
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Touch base drives me crazy I wish people who say it would touch the base of something that is electrified.
 
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M&B Stand

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  • Aug 19, 2016
  • #263
GP's receptionists.
 
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dancers lance

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  • Aug 19, 2016
  • #264
Terry Gibson's perm said:
Touch base drives me crazy I wish people who say it would touch the base of something that is electrified.
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If you have ever said "touch base" in a conversation to another person you are a heavyweight twat and you don't look focused and cool in your corporate bollockspeak environment, you look a twat!...............................moving forward..........thinking outside the box.
 
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dancers lance

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  • Aug 19, 2016
  • #265
M&B Stand said:
GP's receptionists.
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By GP's receptionists do you mean those who have the sixth sense, the all seeing eye, are higher than any living human and define the word smug?
 
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Wyken Sky Blue

Well-Known Member
  • Aug 19, 2016
  • #266
skybluesam66 said:
depends who it is - Always Reda (johnson would have been cringeworthy) = but generally yes
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Reda is more cringeworthy than Johnson.

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skybluedan

Well-Known Member
  • Aug 19, 2016
  • #267
My neighbours 16 year old daughter for nearly knocking me out today, I mean what kind of sick bitch would put chloroform on there knickers on the washing line?
 
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Gazolba

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  • Aug 19, 2016
  • #268
dancers lance said:
If you have ever said "touch base" in a conversation to another person you are a heavyweight twat and you don't look focused and cool in your corporate bollockspeak environment, you look a twat!...............................moving forward..........thinking outside the box.
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I hate 'at the end of the day ...'. or 'the bottom line is ....'
 
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Sick Boy

Super Moderator
  • Aug 21, 2016
  • #269
Those at work who spend more time brown nosing management and talking about others than doing their actual fucking job.
 
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Nick

Administrator
  • Aug 21, 2016
  • #270
People who really don't help their kids in life.
 
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MAFF

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  • Aug 21, 2016
  • #271
skybluesam66 said:
The person who lets his dog shit on the bridge over the railway line at the Ricoh (every week for 12 months) and never clears it up
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It's not dog shit mate...
 
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skybluedan

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  • Aug 21, 2016
  • #272
For a second time my fuckin Mrs , the boys camping with the grandparents so last night she lets me get on the nest
Well we are near the end now she's had her turn and we are now in my finishing move (doggy) and while thrusting away i farted , well fuck me as if I had murdered someone and I quote " your are broken"
Bit rude ain't she?
 
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Wyken Sky Blue

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  • Aug 21, 2016
  • #273
skybluedan said:
For a second time my fuckin Mrs , the boys camping with the grandparents so last night she lets me get on the nest
Well we are near the end now she's had her turn and we are now in my finishing move (doggy) and while thrusting away i farted , well fuck me as if I had murdered someone and I quote " your are broken"
Bit rude ain't she?
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I thought you were a virgin?

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Johnnythespider

Well-Known Member
  • Aug 21, 2016
  • #274
Otis said:
Yeah, it's a bit like it was at Liverpool with Gerrard.

When he was doing well it was 'come on Stevie!'

When he was having a stinker his name suddenly became 'Gerrard-YouTwat!'
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This is why I didn't like school, it's always surnames

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skybluedan

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  • Aug 21, 2016
  • #275
Pipehitterz said:
Happy ' ' th birthday ' '
Bed sheets that pop up on roundabouts and bridges in celebration of some ones birthday that may , or may not drive past said roundabout or bridge.

Then they leave them there for days , nay weeks .
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I seen one up near the allesley pitch and put years ago and it was a women naming her cheating husband
 
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Gaz71

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  • Aug 21, 2016
  • #276
skybluedan said:
I seen one up near the allesley pitch and put years ago and it was a women naming her cheating husband
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CHEATING DAN, ALWAYS FARTS DURING SEX
 
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Otis

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  • Aug 21, 2016
  • #277
Johnnythespider said:
This is why I didn't like school, it's always surnames

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Yep, but it would be great if the register was read out by Rowan Atkinson don't you reckon?
 
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Wyken Sky Blue

Well-Known Member
  • Aug 21, 2016
  • #278
Middle lane hoggers.

Fuck right off!

How many people have been fined hogging the middle lane since the law came into force? More to the point how do they police it?
 
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Otis

Well-Known Member
  • Aug 21, 2016
  • #279
skyblue1991 said:
Middle lane hoggers.

Fuck right off!

How many people have been fined hogging the middle lane since the law came into force? More to the point how do they police it?
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Tell you what I hate, people pulling up alongside of me on the motorway, waving their fingers and yelling abuse when I am toddling along nicely and safely and not hurting anyone, in the middle lane.
 
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BackRoomRummermill

Well-Known Member
  • Aug 21, 2016
  • #280
Political correctness over common sense and decency
 
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