Nick
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People who make shit up.
Miserable bastards.... I received a text from my neighbour this morning complaining that I'm having too much sex with the girl I've started dating, and it's keeping him up at night. Then he's imposed a 'quiet time' for us of between 11PM & 6AM.What a fucking gimp!
Jealous - offer him a threesomeMiserable bastards.... I received a text from my neighbour this morning complaining that I'm having too much sex with the girl I've started dating, and it's keeping him up at night. Then he's imposed a 'quiet time' for us of between 11PM & 6AM.What a fucking gimp!
Easy solution. Every time hes injured take him off as a precaution for 10-15 minutes. He will learn quickly whilst watching.One the kids who I coach in my under 10s team, clearly been watching to much PL football, as everytime he gets tripped or goes over, he stays down like he’s injured when it’s clearly just a bump.
It’s my biggest fear when coaching the kids along with having to get the defibrillator out that one gets seriously injured, but with his mum and dad stood on the sidelines , I can’t tell the little shit to fucking get up and stop being a twat!
Much easier to come and here and call a 9 year old a injury faking little shit
I coach under 14's, we recently practised raising our hand prior to a corner being taken, even though we have no signals and then covering mouths with their hands so that the cameras and lip readers don't know what they are saying. The kids looked at me gone out, but still do both.Easy solution. Every time hes injured take him off as a precaution for 10-15 minutes. He will learn quickly whilst watching.
Chief that’s awful - worth another shot at them - ask the person to imagine it was their father or motherTold work I need to stay local as my Dad is end of life and deteriorating, so they've booked me in for 5 random days on a job that's, on a good day, 4 hours drive. And of course it includes a couple of Fridays so every chance of getting stuck on the M25 for hours
Just got ID’ed for an energy drink.
I’m 24.
I can understand alcohol being checked but caffeine? I could have gone and bought a full jar of coffee but not a red bull. Stupid.
Sorry to hear that chief.Told work I need to stay local as my Dad is end of life and deteriorating, so they've booked me in for 5 random days on a job that's, on a good day, 4 hours drive. And of course it includes a couple of Fridays so every chance of getting stuck on the M25 for hours
Almost everything this woman has to say on education.
People leaving plastic bags of dog crap everywhere, walked along the canal into Manchester and it was just everywhere. In some respects it's worse than just not picking it up at all.
Or absolutely hammering it down a residential street with their wank fucking Mercedes’ A class with a muffler on the exhaust or whatever. Massive noise. Just look like an absolute tool…do you actually think people think you look cool?Men over 30 driving like a prick first thing in the morning with their hoodies up inside a car.
You just look like a weirdo.
And of course how well they had done at her school!Saw a clip of her being asked about her belief girls can’t do Maths and it was basically “Um, well, I read a study, um, they just don’t, um, I don’t know”.
Absolute chancer.
Told work I need to stay local as my Dad is end of life and deteriorating, so they've booked me in for 5 random days on a job that's, on a good day, 4 hours drive. And of course it includes a couple of Fridays so every chance of getting stuck on the M25 for hours
Because they only want their mates seeing stuff and not employers/randomers/stalkers/serial killers?People who open a social media account then set everything to private. Why bother?
Of all the things you can and should be annoyed about, any form of extra security on accounts you have is not one of them.heres another one and its a big one - fucking two factor authentication
"I'm sorry we've noticed that you are logging in from another fucking bedroom in your house, so we have to send you a one time code to the phone number you had when you were 13"
Thing is bullshit, about time we replaced that with google authenticator or something
I’d you read it, it’s not the extra security, it’s the methodOf all the things you can and should be annoyed about, any form of extra security on accounts you have is not one of them.
I thought you got banned?Of all the things you can and should be annoyed about, any form of extra security on accounts you have is not one of them.
People who open a social media accountPeople who open a social media account then set everything to private. Why bother?
We have a “welcome” mat outside the front door that says “oh no, not you again”Sorry, this will probably upset a few.
Cheesey, "inspirational" things people have on their walls at home.
A house is not a home without love
Any time is Proseco time
Wake up and be awesome etc
Makes me cringe.
Saw a cartoon (possibly Giles or Mac) AGES ago that showed a bloke in a hardware store looking at "Welcome" door mats, etc. Says to the shopkeeper "Have you got one that says Sod Off?"We have a “welcome” mat outside the front door that says “oh no, not you again”
does that count?
I decided not to buy a house once just because those on every wall annoyed me so much.Sorry, this will probably upset a few.
Cheesey, "inspirational" things people have on their walls at home.
A house is not a home without love
Any time is Proseco time
Wake up and be awesome etc
Makes me cringe.
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