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Evo1883

Well-Known Member
  • May 26, 2021
  • #8,996
LastGarrison said:
Pregnant women smoking.

Disgusting.
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What about pregnant men smoking though ? It is after all 2021
 
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Tommo1993

Well-Known Member
  • May 26, 2021
  • #8,997
Evo1883 said:
What about pregnant men smoking though ? It is after all 2021
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Have my children x
 
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Evo1883

Well-Known Member
  • May 26, 2021
  • #8,998
Tommo1993 said:
Have my children x
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Spat my sticky rib pot noodle out
 
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Nick

Administrator
  • May 26, 2021
  • #8,999
Is it a law that if you buy cigs in a shop you need to fuck about with scratch cards?
 
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Sick Boy

Super Moderator
  • May 26, 2021
  • #9,000
Marty said:
Yeah, maybe, well, it looks stupid.
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The worst are those wearing beanies.
 

Skybluefaz

Well-Known Member
  • May 26, 2021
  • #9,001
Local Facebook group admins. Usually a Karen with a God complex. "Just reminding everyone that it's NOT ok to leave rat poison out for cats like some kind person did yesterday" etc. Fuck off.
 
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publican1990

Well-Known Member
  • May 26, 2021
  • #9,002
Skybluefaz said:
Local Facebook group admins. Usually a Karen with a God complex. "Just reminding everyone that it's NOT ok to leave rat poison out for cats like some kind person did yesterday" etc. Fuck off.
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"Missing tabby cat, goes by the name Toby, 3 years old, Inverness"

"Shared Coundon hun"
 
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Skybluefaz

Well-Known Member
  • May 26, 2021
  • #9,003
publican1990 said:
"Missing tabby cat, goes by the name Toby, 3 years old, Inverness"

"Shared Coundon hun"
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Thanx huni
 
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Wyken Sky Blue

Well-Known Member
  • May 27, 2021
  • #9,004
publican1990 said:
"Missing tabby cat, goes by the name Toby, 3 years old, Inverness"

"Shared Coundon hun"
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'Shared CV6 xx'

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richnrg

Well-Known Member
  • May 28, 2021
  • #9,005
People that name their kid 'Noah'
 

Sbarcher

Well-Known Member
  • May 28, 2021
  • #9,006
richnrg said:
People that name their kid 'Noah'
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'ark at you!
 
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SBAndy

Well-Known Member
  • May 28, 2021
  • #9,007
richnrg said:
People that name their kid 'Noah'
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A swathe of Noahs nowadays. Shit name.
 
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Deleted member 4439

Guest
  • May 28, 2021
  • #9,008
Nick said:
Is it a law that if you buy cigs in a shop you need to fuck about with scratch cards?
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Smokist.

People fannying around with 10 different flavoured scratch cards come in all sizes (usually large)
 
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Nick

Administrator
  • May 28, 2021
  • #9,009
Skybluefaz said:
Local Facebook group admins. Usually a Karen with a God complex. "Just reminding everyone that it's NOT ok to leave rat poison out for cats like some kind person did yesterday" etc. Fuck off.
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I saw one on a site with the name "Mrs Jackson" moaning about a dog shitting.

I asked if they said sorry, were they for real, did they apologise a trillion times.

She had no clue but it kept me entertained for about 5 minutes every time it got a nibble with her writing an essay in reply about how they didn't say sorry.
 
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ccfctommy

Well-Known Member
  • May 28, 2021
  • #9,010
richnrg said:
People that name their kid 'Noah'
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Ahh man, my Godsons called Noah!
 
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Deleted member 4439

Guest
  • May 28, 2021
  • #9,011
ccfctommy said:
Ahh man, my Godsons called Noah!
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Well, it either going to be that, or Abraham.
 

richnrg

Well-Known Member
  • May 28, 2021
  • #9,012
ccfctommy said:
Ahh man, my Godsons called Noah!
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Why didn't you intervene?
 
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Mcbean

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  • May 28, 2021
  • #9,013
i am on my motorbike and following a van and then i have to ride into a guff of chokingly pungent strawberry blackcurrant smerk thats been in someones mouth while i overtake and give them the finger
 
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Deleted member 4439

Guest
  • May 28, 2021
  • #9,014
Had no idea what a smerk was, so



smerk - Urban Dictionary
https://www.urbandictionary.com › define › term=smerk


  1. The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament,
 
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Tommo1993

Well-Known Member
  • May 28, 2021
  • #9,015
dubed said:
Had no idea what a smerk was, so


smerk - Urban Dictionary
https://www.urbandictionary.com › define › term=smerk


  1. The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament,
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Reckon it could be done around Priti Patel. She’d have to be quiet though.
 
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oscillatewildly

Well-Known Member
  • May 28, 2021
  • #9,016
richnrg said:
People that name their kid 'Noah'
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Woah, steady. This is sure to get a flood of complaints.
Well, if not a flood then maybe two at a time.
 
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Wyken Sky Blue

Well-Known Member
  • May 28, 2021
  • #9,017
Nick said:
I saw one on a site with the name "Mrs Jackson" moaning about a dog shitting.

I asked if they said sorry, were they for real, did they apologise a trillion times.

She had no clue but it kept me entertained for about 5 minutes every time it got a nibble with her writing an essay in reply about how they didn't say sorry.
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Maybe she thought 'my name is Mrs Jackson, not Miss Jackson, why is he saying these things?'

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wingy

Well-Known Member
  • May 28, 2021
  • #9,018
skyblue1991 said:
Maybe she thought 'my name is Mrs Jackson, not Miss Jackson, why is he saying these things?'

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Wyken Sky Blue

Well-Known Member
  • May 28, 2021
  • #9,019
wingy said:
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Apparently when Marcus Tudgay was playing up front with Simeon Jackson and Tudgay shot wide at goal he used to say 'I'm sorry I missed Jackson, oooooh!'

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robbiekeane

Well-Known Member
  • May 29, 2021
  • #9,020
skyblue1991 said:
Apparently when Marcus Tudgay was playing up front with Simeon Jackson and Tudgay shot wide at goal he used to say 'I'm sorry I missed Jackson, oooooh!'

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Jesus
 
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skyblueinBaku

Well-Known Member
  • May 29, 2021
  • #9,021
The use of the expression 'uptick' instead of 'increase' Where did that nonsense come from?
 
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Wyken Sky Blue

Well-Known Member
  • May 29, 2021
  • #9,022
skyblue1991 said:
Micah Richards as a pundit. Fuck off

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Changed my mind, I think he's hilarious!

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Marty

Well-Known Member
  • May 30, 2021
  • #9,023
Some dickhead has smashed through a wall at the gym, what's the wrong with people?
 

Wyken Sky Blue

Well-Known Member
  • May 30, 2021
  • #9,024
Wankers that walk around with their top off when there is a bit of sun

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wingy

Well-Known Member
  • May 30, 2021
  • #9,025
skyblue1991 said:
Wankers that walk around with their top off when there is a bit of sun

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Ay, leave it, in on the sofa like it.
 
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Deleted member 11652

Guest
  • May 30, 2021
  • #9,026
skyblue1991 said:
Wankers that walk around with their top off when there is a bit of sun

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Well when you’ve got the body for it it’s rude not to ey
 

oakey

Well-Known Member
  • May 30, 2021
  • #9,027
skyblueindorset said:
The use of the expression 'uptick' instead of 'increase' Where did that nonsense come from?
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It's the same with 'skyrocketed'. Didn't 'rocketed' suffice? How does adding Sky improve the meaning?
Another stupid Americanism, no doubt.
Don't get me started on normalcy creeping in instead of normality and schedule being pronounced the American 'skedule' instead of British 'shedule'
 
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SBAndy

Well-Known Member
  • May 30, 2021
  • #9,028
oakey said:
It's the same with 'skyrocketed'. Didn't 'rocketed' suffice? How does adding Sky improve the meaning?
Another stupid Americanism, no doubt.
Don't get me started on normalcy creeping in instead of normality and schedule being pronounced the American 'skedule' instead of British 'shedule'
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Not heard “normalcy” and it sounds fucking awful. I’m also training myself to pronounce schedule correctly, got lazy and had reverted to the Americanism.
 
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Evo1883

Well-Known Member
  • May 30, 2021
  • #9,029
SBAndy said:
Not heard “normalcy” and it sounds fucking awful. I’m also training myself to pronounce schedule correctly, got lazy and had reverted to the Americanism.
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Is it pronounced shedule or scedule in the UK
 

SBAndy

Well-Known Member
  • May 30, 2021
  • #9,030
Evo1883 said:
Is it pronounced shedule or scedule in the UK
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The first one.
 
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