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SkyBlueDom26

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  • Jul 29, 2019
  • #5,426
Yanks calling football 'soccer'
 

ccfc92

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 29, 2019
  • #5,427
My local Tesco Express.

I can buy plenty of Polish products, American candy and Japanese noodles, but do you think I could buy a fucking brown onion?
 

fernandopartridge

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 29, 2019
  • #5,428
SkyBlueDom26 said:
Yanks calling football 'soccer'
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The term 'soccer' actually started in this country as a sort of abbreviation of Association.
 

shmmeee

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 29, 2019
  • #5,429
ccfc92 said:
My local Tesco Express.

I can buy plenty of Polish products, American candy and Japanese noodles, but do you think I could buy a fucking brown onion?
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Live by a uni by any chance?
 
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shmmeee

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 29, 2019
  • #5,430
fernandopartridge said:
People calling each other 'bro' and variations of it, 'broski' being the worst.
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Broseph is the worst.

See also all puns based on the word banter.
 

fernandopartridge

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 29, 2019
  • #5,431
shmmeee said:
Broseph is the worst.

See also all puns based on the word banter.
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Yep, the word banter full stop
 
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ccfc92

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 29, 2019
  • #5,432
shmmeee said:
Live by a uni by any chance?
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Yeah, about a mile from Bournemouth Uni's main campus, with said Tesco Express half way between.

Fucks me off though, I need the onion for my fajitas and siting in my Sombrero and drinking Corona...
 
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ccfctommy

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 30, 2019
  • #5,433
Watching a show on catch up and watching the adverts forgetting it's on catch up.
 
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Deleted member 5849

Guest
  • Jul 30, 2019
  • #5,434
Love Island, and the fact it's even a news item now.
 
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Mcbean

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 30, 2019
  • #5,435
Did not watch one second of Love Island ! Phew saved myself a lot of time
 
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Deleted member 5849

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  • Jul 30, 2019
  • #5,436
Mcbean said:
Did not watch one second of Love Island ! Phew saved myself a lot of time
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There's no bloody escape from it! My alarm woke me up to news about it, and then BBC Breakfast had a feature on it and an interview with a former 'contestant'.

How the hell do you 'play' it anyway, shag lots of people?!? I watched the celebrity one years ago - Abi Titmus, Lee Sharpe, Callum Best... was worth it because Paul Danan spent the entire time getting drunk and trying to fight everybody, puncturing the idea rather!
 
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fellatio_Martinez

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  • Jul 30, 2019
  • #5,437
fernandopartridge said:
Yep, the word banter full stop
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Banter is usually just a word used to excuse bullying.

"Yeah I pissed in your milk but it was just banter mate!"
 
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Nick

Administrator
  • Jul 30, 2019
  • #5,438
Smelly twats in the shop who stink of weed mixed with BO.
 

Wyken Sky Blue

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 30, 2019
  • #5,439
People that yawn overly loud to bring attention to themselves that they are tired.

No one cares you knobheads.

Sent from my G8441 using Tapatalk
 

fellatio_Martinez

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 31, 2019
  • #5,440
If I'm bored I'll sometimes pretend to yawn to see if it makes anyone else around me yawn. It nearly always works and then I tell the person how I made them yawn and the psychological reasons behind it.

I suppose I'm the annoying one in this scenario.
 
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fernandopartridge

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 31, 2019
  • #5,441
fellatio_Martinez said:
If I'm bored I'll sometimes pretend to yawn to see if it makes anyone else around me yawn. It nearly always works and then I tell the person how I made them yawn and the psychological reasons behind it.

I suppose I'm the annoying one in this scenario.
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...and they yawn again without the psychological prompt. Bloody great science is

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Tommo1993

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  • Jul 31, 2019
  • #5,442
Fundamentalist vegans and religious folk.

Shut up and leave me alone, what a delicious steak.
 

shmmeee

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  • Jul 31, 2019
  • #5,443
Fundamentalist anti-Islam types.

Posted in my group chat that I’d just had a lovely kebab from German Doner.

Cue an hour long lecture on the evils of halal meat.
 
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fernandopartridge

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 31, 2019
  • #5,444
shmmeee said:
Fundamentalist anti-Islam types.

Posted in my group chat that I’d just had a lovely kebab from German Doner.

Cue an hour long lecture on the evils of halal meat.
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As much as I don't like the idea of cutting an animals throat, in the end it is no worse than the methods employed in industrial scale slaughter.

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Tommo1993

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 31, 2019
  • #5,445
fernandopartridge said:
As much as I don't like the idea of cutting an animals throat, in the end it is no worse than the methods employed in industrial scale slaughter.

Sent from my ELE-L29 using Tapatalk
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Ha, yeah. Same delicious result. If you were blindfolded and tried one halal and non-halal breast of chicken, do you think you’d tell the difference?
 

shmmeee

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 31, 2019
  • #5,446
fernandopartridge said:
As much as I don't like the idea of cutting an animals throat, in the end it is no worse than the methods employed in industrial scale slaughter.

Sent from my ELE-L29 using Tapatalk
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Quite.

Also never hear the guy having a problem with any other animal treatment. But oooh if you suggest he’s racist!

Also: I was just saying I enjoyed my kebab! (They are really good kebabs)
 
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westcountry_skyblue

Guest
  • Jul 31, 2019
  • #5,447
Plastic scousers on talk sport
 
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OffenhamSkyBlue

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  • Jul 31, 2019
  • #5,448
fernandopartridge said:
The term 'soccer' actually started in this country as a sort of abbreviation of Association.
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Yes, by posh cunts at public school to distinguish it from "rugger" (aka rugby football).
 
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skybluesam66

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 31, 2019
  • #5,449
its an interesting one - Watching Star soccer on Tv 45 years ago
Collecting stickers in my Soccer Stars album (around the same time)
This was popular name for football when I was young, and before the Yanks even realised that balls should be round
 

Liquid Gold

Well-Known Member
  • Jul 31, 2019
  • #5,450
Mcbean said:
Did not watch one second of Love Island ! Phew saved myself a lot of time
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This sort of stuff

" You'd never catch me watching X" or "Never in a million years would I listen to artist, turn the radio off when they come on"

Who gives a shit, people set themselves up against something like they deserve a medal. Nobody cares if you don't like it.

On the Love Island subject I saw a comment on Facebook along the lines of "I'd never watch this mind numbing crap, can't wait till it's over and family guy is back on"
 
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torchomatic

Well-Known Member
  • Aug 1, 2019
  • #5,451
Fans announcing they are NOT going to St Andrews as they DO NOT AGREE with it. Fine, don't go. You don't need to tell me about it.
 
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fellatio_Martinez

Well-Known Member
  • Aug 1, 2019
  • #5,452
Liquid Gold said:
This sort of stuff

" You'd never catch me watching X" or "Never in a million years would I listen to artist, turn the radio off when they come on"

Who gives a shit, people set themselves up against something like they deserve a medal. Nobody cares if you don't like it.

On the Love Island subject I saw a comment on Facebook along the lines of "I'd never watch this mind numbing crap, can't wait till it's over and family guy is back on"
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I kind of get what you mean but people stating that they don't like X is low key counter culture.

If everyone liked one thing and the minority who didn't just shut up we'd live in a very boring world.
 

shmmeee

Well-Known Member
  • Aug 1, 2019
  • #5,453
People in sales (possibly again).

Fuck off mate. You’re just loud and thick and these days products sell themselves. Oh you’re “coin operated” and that’s why you need commission? I suppose the engineering team who made the product that sells itself are here for the love of it?

Utter utter cunts
 
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fellatio_Martinez

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  • Aug 1, 2019
  • #5,454
shmmeee said:
People in sales (possibly again).

Fuck off mate. You’re just loud and thick and these days products sell themselves. Oh you’re “coin operated” and that’s why you need commission? I suppose the engineering team who made the product that sells itself are here for the love of it?

Utter utter cunts
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I fell into a sales role for a large web company 4-5 years ago and quickly learnt that people either want to buy stuff or they don't.

The only way a sales rep turned a customer around was through lies and that's essentially what successful sales people are, good liars.

I made great commission but found it ultimately soul destroying and most of the people around me were vapid cunts.
 
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OffenhamSkyBlue

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  • Aug 6, 2019
  • #5,455
Anyone in broadcast media who uses the question "How did that make you FEEL?" as their default "go to" question, no matter what the situation. But particularly when asking children about sporting events! Aaarrgghhhhhh!
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Aug 6, 2019
  • #5,456
OffenhamSkyBlue said:
Anyone in broadcast media who uses the question "How did that make you FEEL?" as their default "go to" question, no matter what the situation. But particularly when asking children about sporting events! Aaarrgghhhhhh!
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Standard reply should be "horny as"
 
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Ian1779

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  • Aug 6, 2019
  • #5,457
westcountry_skyblue said:
Plastic scousers on talk sport
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Best fans in the world mate.... what you on about.

They should have been presented with their own version of the PL trophy just for that alone.
 

fellatio_Martinez

Well-Known Member
  • Aug 6, 2019
  • #5,458
Opening a packet of raw chicken that stinks like rotting flesh and is obviously off even though the use by date is a week away.
 
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skybluesam66

Well-Known Member
  • Aug 6, 2019
  • #5,459
Service charge added to a bill
Let me decide if the service is good or not. I always tip for good, pleasant service - but not if the service is slow, rude etc
 
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Ian1779

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  • Aug 7, 2019
  • #5,460
Ian1779 said:
Best fans in the world mate.... what you on about.

They should have been presented with their own version of the PL trophy just for that alone.
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