SkyBlueDom26
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Yanks calling football 'soccer'
fernandopartridge
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The term 'soccer' actually started in this country as a sort of abbreviation of Association.
shmmeee
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Live by a uni by any chance?
shmmeee
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fernandopartridge
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Yep, the word banter full stop
ccfc92
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Yeah, about a mile from Bournemouth Uni's main campus, with said Tesco Express half way between.
Fucks me off though, I need the onion for my fajitas and siting in my Sombrero and drinking Corona...
NorthernWisdom
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Love Island, and the fact it's even a news item now.
NorthernWisdom
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There's no bloody escape from it! My alarm woke me up to news about it, and then BBC Breakfast had a feature on it and an interview with a former 'contestant'.
How the hell do you 'play' it anyway, shag lots of people?!? I watched the celebrity one years ago - Abi Titmus, Lee Sharpe, Callum Best... was worth it because Paul Danan spent the entire time getting drunk and trying to fight everybody, puncturing the idea rather!
fellatio_Martinez
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Banter is usually just a word used to excuse bullying.
"Yeah I pissed in your milk but it was just banter mate!"
skyblue1991
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People that yawn overly loud to bring attention to themselves that they are tired.
No one cares you knobheads.
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No one cares you knobheads.
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fellatio_Martinez
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If I'm bored I'll sometimes pretend to yawn to see if it makes anyone else around me yawn. It nearly always works and then I tell the person how I made them yawn and the psychological reasons behind it.
I suppose I'm the annoying one in this scenario.
I suppose I'm the annoying one in this scenario.
fernandopartridge
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...and they yawn again without the psychological prompt. Bloody great science is
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fernandopartridge
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As much as I don't like the idea of cutting an animals throat, in the end it is no worse than the methods employed in industrial scale slaughter.
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Tommo1993
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Ha, yeah. Same delicious result. If you were blindfolded and tried one halal and non-halal breast of chicken, do you think you’d tell the difference?
shmmeee
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Quite.
Also never hear the guy having a problem with any other animal treatment. But oooh if you suggest he’s racist!
Also: I was just saying I enjoyed my kebab! (They are really good kebabs)
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westcountry_skyblue
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Plastic scousers on talk sport
OffenhamSkyBlue
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Yes, by posh cunts at public school to distinguish it from "rugger" (aka rugby football).
skybluesam66
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its an interesting one - Watching Star soccer on Tv 45 years ago
Collecting stickers in my Soccer Stars album (around the same time)
This was popular name for football when I was young, and before the Yanks even realised that balls should be round
Collecting stickers in my Soccer Stars album (around the same time)
This was popular name for football when I was young, and before the Yanks even realised that balls should be round
Liquid Gold
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This sort of stuff
" You'd never catch me watching X" or "Never in a million years would I listen to artist, turn the radio off when they come on"
Who gives a shit, people set themselves up against something like they deserve a medal. Nobody cares if you don't like it.
On the Love Island subject I saw a comment on Facebook along the lines of "I'd never watch this mind numbing crap, can't wait till it's over and family guy is back on"
torchomatic
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Fans announcing they are NOT going to St Andrews as they DO NOT AGREE with it. Fine, don't go. You don't need to tell me about it.
fellatio_Martinez
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I kind of get what you mean but people stating that they don't like X is low key counter culture.
If everyone liked one thing and the minority who didn't just shut up we'd live in a very boring world.
shmmeee
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People in sales (possibly again).
Fuck off mate. You’re just loud and thick and these days products sell themselves. Oh you’re “coin operated” and that’s why you need commission? I suppose the engineering team who made the product that sells itself are here for the love of it?
Utter utter cunts
Fuck off mate. You’re just loud and thick and these days products sell themselves. Oh you’re “coin operated” and that’s why you need commission? I suppose the engineering team who made the product that sells itself are here for the love of it?
Utter utter cunts
fellatio_Martinez
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I fell into a sales role for a large web company 4-5 years ago and quickly learnt that people either want to buy stuff or they don't.
The only way a sales rep turned a customer around was through lies and that's essentially what successful sales people are, good liars.
I made great commission but found it ultimately soul destroying and most of the people around me were vapid cunts.
OffenhamSkyBlue
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Anyone in broadcast media who uses the question "How did that make you FEEL?" as their default "go to" question, no matter what the situation. But particularly when asking children about sporting events! Aaarrgghhhhhh!
Nick
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Standard reply should be "horny as"
Ian1779
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Best fans in the world mate.... what you on about.
They should have been presented with their own version of the PL trophy just for that alone.
fellatio_Martinez
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Opening a packet of raw chicken that stinks like rotting flesh and is obviously off even though the use by date is a week away.
skybluesam66
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Service charge added to a bill
Let me decide if the service is good or not. I always tip for good, pleasant service - but not if the service is slow, rude etc
Let me decide if the service is good or not. I always tip for good, pleasant service - but not if the service is slow, rude etc
