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fellatio_Martinez

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  • Nov 18, 2018
  • #4,411
Holly Willawongy or whatever you call her is nauseatingly fake.
 

Otis

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  • Nov 18, 2018
  • #4,412
Terry Gibson's perm said:
Probably talking about how much tax they have avoided. Green is a piece of shit
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Ah, that's a shame.

I prefer this image in my head to be honest.

 

LastGarrison

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  • Nov 18, 2018
  • #4,413
Otis said:
Or even better still, Rolf Harris.
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One of the more surreal moments of my life was waking up in a tent at Glasto on a Sunday with a severe comedown to the strains of Rolf Harris playing his wobble board......
 

fernandopartridge

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  • Nov 18, 2018
  • #4,414
LastGarrison said:
One of the more surreal moments of my life was waking up in a tent at Glasto on a Sunday with a severe comedown to the strains of Rolf Harris playing his wobble board......
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He didn't sleep in your tent did he mate?
 

LastGarrison

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  • Nov 18, 2018
  • #4,415
fernandopartridge said:
He didn't sleep in your tent did he mate?
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Sadly, I guessed what it was.....
 
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fellatio_Martinez

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  • Nov 18, 2018
  • #4,416
LastGarrison said:
Sadly, I guessed what it was.....
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Was it his red hot didgeridoo?
 

oucho

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  • Nov 18, 2018
  • #4,417
Has anyone mentioned Arlene Foster on this thread yet? I reckon she'd insist on a hard border...
 

Otis

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  • Nov 18, 2018
  • #4,418
oucho said:
Has anyone mentioned Arlene Foster on this thread yet? I reckon she'd insist on a hard border...
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No idea about that, but I bet she'd beat me in an arm wrestle.
 

richnrg

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  • Nov 19, 2018
  • #4,419
leaf blowers
 

dutchman

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  • Nov 19, 2018
  • #4,420
richnrg said:
leaf blowers
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It's not the blowers so much as the idiots they hire to use them.
 
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Otis

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  • Nov 19, 2018
  • #4,421
richnrg said:
leaf blowers
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Ah, so you also watched the Apprentice last week then, eh!

Leaf blower/mud disperser.
 
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richnrg

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  • Nov 19, 2018
  • #4,422
Otis said:
Ah, so you also watched the Apprentice last week then, eh!

Leaf blower/mud disperser.
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I haven't seen the Apprentice for a few years - was some dick using one?
No, I've just watched some bloke chasing some leaves down a street and leav*ing (*ho-ho) them all in a pile at the end, where I guess some other bloke will fire-up his leaf blower and blow them all back again. Sort of 'leaf-tennis' or 'Leaf-blow-football'.
Turds.
 
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Otis

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  • Nov 19, 2018
  • #4,423
richnrg said:
I haven't seen the Apprentice for a few years - was some dick using one?
No, I've just watched some bloke chasing some leaves down a street and leav*ing (*ho-ho) them all in a pile at the end, where I guess some other bloke will fire-up his leaf blower and blow them all back again. Sort of 'leaf-tennis' or 'Leaf-blow-football'.
Turds.
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Yep. They had a muddy wet patio and decided to use a leaf blower to clean it, only succeeding in simply blowing the mud about.
 

fellatio_Martinez

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  • Nov 19, 2018
  • #4,424
In my day men were men. Now half of them are a pack of leaf blowers.
 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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  • Nov 20, 2018
  • #4,425
These gangs on mopeds flying round the place at night with no headlights on, I was coming back from the Red lion in Corley the other day and about 5 of them came flying up the road in the dark with no lights it was gone 5 in the evening
 

Otis

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  • Nov 20, 2018
  • #4,426
Sky_Blue_Daz said:
These gangs on mopeds flying round the place at night with no headlights on, I was coming back from the Red lion in Corley the other day and about 5 of them came flying up the road in the dark with no lights it was gone 5 in the evening
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Very deliberate to intimidate drivers I guess and also it's breaking the law, bruv, innit.
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Nov 20, 2018
  • #4,427
Otis said:
Very deliberate to intimidate drivers I guess and also it's breaking the law, bruv, innit.
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Don't let it intimidate, just drive your normal way. If they don't have lights on is their fault if they can't be seen.

Same as when they hammer it doing wheelies.
 

Otis

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  • Nov 20, 2018
  • #4,428
Nick said:
Don't let it intimidate, just drive your normal way. If they don't have lights on is their fault if they can't be seen.

Same as when they hammer it doing wheelies.
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Yeah, just saying how they think.

It's the same when some tailgates me and I feel them right up against the bumper.

I quite often just tilt the rear view mirror down so I can't see them.
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Nov 20, 2018
  • #4,429
Otis said:
Yeah, just saying how they think.

It's the same when some tailgates me and I feel them right up against the bumper.

I quite often just tilt the rear view mirror down so I can't see them.
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I think they do expect people to move out of the way.

I have found good timing of opening a car door always works.
 

eastwoodsdustman

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  • Nov 20, 2018
  • #4,430
Otis said:
Yeah, just saying how they think.

It's the same when some tailgates me and I feel them right up against the bumper.

I quite often just tilt the rear view mirror down so I can't see them.
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Just touch the brakes or put your rear fog light on for a second you’ll soon see them drop back. If it doesn’t work then slow down using your gears. That always works well.
 

Nick

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  • Nov 20, 2018
  • #4,431
eastwoodsdustman said:
Just touch the brakes or put your rear fog light on for a second you’ll soon see them drop back. If it doesn’t work then slow down using your gears. That always works well.
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skybluegod

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  • Nov 20, 2018
  • #4,432
Otis said:
Yeah, just saying how they think.

It's the same when some tailgates me and I feel them right up against the bumper.

I quite often just tilt the rear view mirror down so I can't see them.
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I hate when people tailgate, it makes me slow down rather speed up, so i don't see why they do it!
 

fellatio_Martinez

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  • Nov 20, 2018
  • #4,433
The new KFC fries are effing awful.
 

SBAndy

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  • Nov 20, 2018
  • #4,434
fellatio_Martinez said:
The new KFC fries are effing awful.
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KFC in general is effing awful.
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Nov 20, 2018
  • #4,435
fellatio_Martinez said:
The new KFC fries are effing awful.
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I had one last week, there was about 5 chips in there. I thought it was a baby meal
 

fellatio_Martinez

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  • Nov 20, 2018
  • #4,436
SBAndy said:
KFC in general is effing awful.
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If you can find a busy well run KFC then the chicken is always fresh and delicious. City centre KFCs are nearly always bad so I stick to drive thrus.



Nick said:
I had one last week, there was about 5 chips in there. I thought it was a baby meal
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Same happened to me so my GF complained and got a big bag of them but they taste like micro chips and I left them.
 

fernandopartridge

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  • Nov 20, 2018
  • #4,437
SBAndy said:
KFC in general is effing awful.
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They seem to not care about the standard of their franchisees. They're really inconsistent yet still better than all the Asian run variations on the theme.
 
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Nick

Administrator
  • Nov 20, 2018
  • #4,438
fernandopartridge said:
They seem to not care about the standard of their franchisees. They're really inconsistent yet still better than all the Asian run variations on the theme.
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Even an efc after fatties?
 

fellatio_Martinez

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 20, 2018
  • #4,439
Noisy eating haters beware. This video nearly killed me.

 

Nick

Administrator
  • Nov 20, 2018
  • #4,440
Why would you film it? Dirty bitch, it's even labelled calming relaxation
 

fellatio_Martinez

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 20, 2018
  • #4,441
Nick said:
Why would you film it? Dirty bitch, it's even labelled calming relaxation
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The ASMR shit goes deep. I kind of get the whispering stuff but the food munching is just demented.
 

Nick

Administrator
  • Nov 20, 2018
  • #4,442
What's asmr? I don't want to Google it.

Imagine falling in love with a woman and then realising she eats like that.
 

fellatio_Martinez

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 20, 2018
  • #4,443
Nick said:
What's asmr? I don't want to Google it.

Imagine falling in love with a woman and then realising she eats like that.
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It's Autonomous sensory meridian response which is basically a reaction to sounds that feel good.

Usually people use them when trying to "get tingles, relax, or fall asleep. Most of it I can see some kind of merit in but the food noises is evil. That woman belongs in the pits of hell!

This is a typical video.

 

Nick

Administrator
  • Nov 20, 2018
  • #4,444
Nah I reckon weirdos are pulling them selves silly over it.
 

fellatio_Martinez

Well-Known Member
  • Nov 20, 2018
  • #4,445
Nick said:
Nah I reckon weirdos are pulling them selves silly over it.
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You calling me a weirdo mate?
 
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