Self gender identifying

[Astute]

Reform of the Gender Recognition Act 2004

48 hours of public consultation remain.

That settles it. I am going to become a lesbian with meat and two veg to those women that are interested. Doubles my chances. Might also become a unicorn.

 

[Otis]

That settles it. I am going to become a lesbian with meat and two veg to those women that are interested. Doubles my chances. Might also become a unicorn.

Anything to get the horn still then eh.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Kleenex have today re-named their Mansize tissues as a result of "a consistent increase of complaints on gender concern".

Pathetic.

 

[SBAndy]

Kleenex have today re-named their Mansize tissues as a result of "a consistent increase of complaints on gender concern".

Pathetic.

Indeed pathetic. Everyone knows their "man size" tagline is to do with wanking anyway.

 

[Otis]

I'm all for it.

Same as Mars bars are going to change their name because they are not a planet and Frazzles because they are not all shrivelled up and burnt.

As long as they leave Wotsits alone I'm quite happy with it all.

At Christmas time though it is going to be a bit odd knowing that these will be the only pigs in blankets we will soon hear about.

 

[Otis]

Kleenex have today re-named their Mansize tissues as a result of "a consistent increase of complaints on gender concern".

Pathetic.

Keira Knightly has banned some Disney films in her house.

Keira Knightley bans daughter from watching some Disney films - Knightley bans some Disney films at home

She doesn't like the fact that Cinderella waits around for a rich guy to save her.


I find it all really sad and a bit worrying.

I believe the first ever account of Cinderella as such was in 7BC and then updated in 1634 and then by the Brothers Grimm in 1812.

What next I wonder?

 

[Otis]

And this part is just ridiculous.

Kristen Bell (The Good Place, talking about Snow White).



Do they not understand fairy tales?

What next? It was wrong of the wolf to eat Grandma. He shouldn't have done that.

 

[ccfctommy]

Prince kissing a sleeping woman...a bit rapey to be fair!

 

[Otis]

Prince kissing a sleeping woman...a bit rapey to be fair!

Except it's a fairy tale and we are not talking tongues down the throat.

She's all but dead and comatose and only a kiss will wake her.

Guess the story should have ended with her corpse rotting.

'And the worms and the maggots ate her face off, the end. Now sleep tight Mary-Jane and little Bobby. Don't have nightmares'.

 

[Gazolba]

Came home on the train today and sat across from a man in a kilt and a woman sitting in a yoga pose wearing a low cut top with her ample breasts spilling out.
Had to spend the entire journey trying to avert my eyes. Not sure what this has to do with this thread but had to share it. I guess it just shows that even people who identify with a normal gender can be really, really weird.

 

[chiefdave]

Except it's a fairy tale and we are not talking tongues down the throat.

She's all but dead and comatose and only a kiss will wake her.

Ridiculous, its a fairy tale. If you're going to point out things you shouldn't do to your kids the mother hiring someone to kill Snow White should be pretty high on the list.

Guess if you see someone dying mouth to mouth is out of the question these days.

 

[Nick]

Utter bellends.

Kids need to know what's real and what isn't real and get a bit of perspective about it all. They will be having health and safety out to that Italian place in Lady and the Tramp next for having dogs out the back.

 

[Otis]

Utter bellends.

Kids need to know what's real and what isn't real and get a bit of perspective about it all. They will be having health and safety out to that Italian place in Lady and the Tramp next for having dogs out the back.

Hate to think what is going to happen to Ratatouille's Remy, no matter how brilliant he is at slicing aubergines.


I have also heard that Rapunzel is starting to rot away in that tower as she turns away all the male prince suitors and waits for her raging lesbian in shining dungarees to rescue her.

 

[PTA]

And this part is just ridiculous.

Kristen Bell (The Good Place, talking about Snow White).

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Do they not understand fairy tales?

What next? It was wrong of the wolf to eat Grandma. He shouldn't have done that.

Don't forget the fact she's a sodding actress! Her actual job is to help tell stories. Is she going to start censoring her own films for being wrong?

 

[Otis]

Good point.

 

[tommydazzle]

To be honest some of these obese women are easily the size of a small family car so 'man size' is probably out of date anyway.

 

[Otis]

Yeah. 'Fat Lesbian Tissues' would make for a nice name change.

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

Yeah. 'Fat Lesbian Tissues' would make for a nice name change.

They’d be edible ones

 

[Otis]

But would taste very bitter.

 

[SlowerThanPlatt]

 

[itsabuzzard]

In our's it's onosexual.

In our household all there is, is a thing called bansexual.

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[Otis]

In our's it's onosexual.

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Erm..... you're both having sex with .......



Her?

 

[itsabuzzard]

Sorry, typo. Should have read "onochanceofsexual"

Erm..... you're both having sex with .......

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Her?

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[dutchman]

 

[Otis]

I suppose you have to laugh....

- Dutch man, 69, sues to lower his age

 

[Nick]

Ha saw that yesterday. Pimp

 

[Otis]

The fact the court are even considering this is quite amusing.

 

[Nick]

The fact the court are even considering this is quite amusing.

Thing is, if people can say they are a different gender than they are then saying they are a different age isn't that much different is it?

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

The fact the court are even considering this is quite amusing.

Why not? It's apparently the 'thing' now that you can self-identify as a different gender, regardless of it being a biological fact that you are either male or female, and it is even backed in law in some countries.

Age is the same. You are biologically either 40 years old or 65. If you self-identify as a younger person, is this not the same? Many people feel and identify as younger/older than their age, and I'd say it's more common than feeling like a bloke when you're a woman.

Or it could all boil down to mental instability, of course...

 

[Otis]

Can I identify as a 9 year old and go back to school so I can play football with all my mates at play time?

 

[Nick]

Can I identify as a 9 year old and go back to school so I can play football with all my mates at play time?

Only if it's a school in East Anglia and you are an asylum seeker.

 

[fernandopartridge]

Can I identify as a 9 year old and go back to school so I can play football with all my mates at play time?

Don't give the nonces currently self identifying as female any ideas.

 

[Otis]

When I was 8 or 9, like a lot of boys, I would try and look up the teachers' skirts.

If they still do that these days I think they are going to be confronted by a number of 'packages'.

 

[dutchman]

It's very easy to tell if a footballer is transgender or not, just ask them to explain the offside rule.

 

[Ricketts]

I wish I hadnt stumbled on to this half of the forum, normally on Coventry City chat, or whatever its called.

I was only looking to see if anyone had mentioned the Coventry flag.

It's like discovering the dark web!