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[Otis]

I also went to a time travellers' convention, but when I got there it said on the door that the date had been changed and for me to come back yesterday.

 

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[Sbarcher]

Just played two legs of football on brick rubble and broken concrete.
We won 4-3 on aggregate.

 

[Ccfcisparks]

Just played two legs of football on brick rubble and broken concrete.
We won 4-3 on aggregate.

who against mate

 

[Sbarcher]

who against mate

Bedrock United.

 

[Otis]

Surely Wigan Athletic, cos they play at the Brick Stadium

 

[Sbarcher]

If you could have anyone round for dinner, dead or alive, who would it be?

Nigel Farage.
Dead.

 

[Captain Dart]

Hey, it wasn't me that said it.

 

[Captain Dart]

 

[Sky Blue Pete]

Sad news from the Nestle factory today. A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking. He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted 'The Milky Bars are on me' his colleagues just cheered.