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Otis

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• Aug 29, 2025

• #246

I also went to a time travellers' convention, but when I got there it said on the door that the date had been changed and for me to come back yesterday.

 

Sbarcher

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• Aug 29, 2025

• #247

Just played two legs of football on brick rubble and broken concrete.
We won 4-3 on aggregate.

 

Ccfcisparks

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• Aug 29, 2025

• #248

Sbarcher said:

Just played two legs of football on brick rubble and broken concrete.
We won 4-3 on aggregate.

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who against mate

 

Sbarcher

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• Aug 30, 2025

• #249

Ccfcisparks said:

who against mate

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Bedrock United.

 

Otis

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• Aug 30, 2025

• #250

Surely Wigan Athletic, cos they play at the Brick Stadium

 

Sbarcher

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• Aug 30, 2025

• #251

If you could have anyone round for dinner, dead or alive, who would it be?

Nigel Farage.
Dead.

 

Captain Dart

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• Aug 30, 2025

• #252

Hey, it wasn't me that said it.

 

Captain Dart

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• Aug 31, 2025

• #253

 

Sky Blue Pete

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• Sep 26, 2025

• #254

Sad news from the Nestle factory today. A night shift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet off the storage racking. He called for help repeatedly but every time he shouted 'The Milky Bars are on me' his colleagues just cheered.

 

Sky_Blue_Daz

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• Oct 12, 2025

• #255

Went into subways for something to eat earlier they asked what bread I wanted , I said warburtons

 

Otis

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• Oct 12, 2025

• #256

 

Joe King

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Oct 12, 2025

• #257

Trump claims CCFC!

 

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rob9872

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• Oct 12, 2025

• #258

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Great work whoever set the display. 100% knew what they were doing

 

Otis

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• Oct 14, 2025

• #259

They told me at school that I would never be any good at poetry, because I am dyslexic, but I was determined to prove them wrong and so far I have already made two jugs, an ashtray and a nice vase.

 

Flying Fokker

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• Oct 15, 2025

• #260

Just made me laugh!

 

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Joe King

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Monday at 10:30 PM

• #261

What is your favourite field event? Throwing a heavy canonball object as far as you can or throwing a heavy saucer shaped object as far as you can?
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Discuss.

 

Joe King

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Monday at 10:33 PM

• #262

Just tried a frog flavoured beer.
You can really taste the hops!

 

Joe King

Fairly well known member from Malvern

• Monday at 10:35 PM

• #263

Why don't boxers have sex before a big fight?
They don't like each other!

 

Sky_Blue_Dreamer

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• Tuesday at 12:17 AM

• #264

Joe King said:

Why don't boxers have sex before a big fight?
They don't like each other!

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But they do like to give each other a good fisting.

 

rob9872

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• Tuesday at 8:29 AM

• #265

Sky_Blue_Dreamer said:

But they do like to give each other a good fisting.

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And get battered around the ring