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Covstu

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #246
Sick Boy said:
I have had messages more or less everyday for the last 2 week asking how I am coping with the situation here. I am not sure what people think is going on but nothing is any different whatsoever apart from there's been the first few days of rain since December.

Where are you planning on going in Italy?
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Just wash your hands apparently although it is worrying (when you do start noticing toilet habits) that many dont!
The plan was to go to Venice move to Florence then back to Venice. Flights both ends have been cancelled which is fucked our plans but maybe a saving grace. We booked hotels and can see us having an issue with refunds due to non cancellation policies but hoping they cancel!
 

Sick Boy

Super Moderator
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #247
Covstu said:
Just wash your hands apparently although it is worrying (when you do start noticing toilet habits) that many dont!
The plan was to go to Venice move to Florence then back to Venice. Flights both ends have been cancelled which is fucked our plans but maybe a saving grace. We booked hotels and can see us having an issue with refunds due to non cancellation policies but hoping they cancel!
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Ahhh shit sorry to hear that! It is worth trying to get a refund for the hotels, I reckon you'd be able to.
 

Covstu

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #248
Sick Boy said:
Ahhh shit sorry to hear that! It is worth trying to get a refund for the hotels, I reckon you'd be able to.
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Yep currently trying ! I did book travel insurance so still hopeful! The first holiday without the kids!
 
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skyblueusername

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #249
hill83 said:
A cup of tea for dinner? She’s going to be hungry.
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I have my dinner at tea time and I call it tea.
 
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fellatio_Martinez

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #250
Sick Boy said:
Supposed to have been going to NY in a couple of weeks but had to cancel because of American Americans cancelling flights from Milan, the hysteria around it is all actually incredible. It's amazing how the media can whip people up into a frenzy.
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I was just in Sainsburys. Nearly all the pasta, toilet roll and hand wash were gone.

I actually got some extra things in because I'll be fucked if I'm wiping my arse with a pillow because every wanker has went out and bought toilet roll.
 
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Otis

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #251
skyblueusername said:
I have my dinner at tea time and I call it tea.
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Yup.

Old school.
 
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Flying Fokker

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  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #252
Me as well.
 

shmmeee

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #253
fellatio_Martinez said:
At what stage will people start panic buying?

I'm tempted to raid Tescos of their BBQ Beef Hula Hoop supplies. Just in case.
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Already had two conversations with people who are stocking up on toilet rolls (why? Use the shower if it comes to it) and food.
 
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Flying Fokker

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #254
ccfc92 said:
How are all the religious people going to be passing the goblet of wine around at mass?

Surely the cloth they wipe it with, wouldn't be suffiecient?
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The have been told not to dip their ‘bread’ but are allowed to drink. Maybe the could have a very narrow straw.
 
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CCFCSteve

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #255
fellatio_Martinez said:
I was just in Sainsburys. Nearly all the pasta, toilet roll and hand wash were gone.

I actually got some extra things in because I'll be fucked if I'm wiping my arse with a pillow because every wanker has went out and bought toilet roll.
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It’s all fucking bizarre !!! From memory, worst case scenario was 20% of people off work at some point, when has that meant there is going to be no shit roll left in the shops ?!!

Also self isolation is supposed to be two weeks so surely sufficient food and shit roll for that period should be adequate for most ?!
 
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Covstu

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #256
Flying Fokker said:
The have been told not to dip their ‘bread’ but are allowed to drink. Maybe the could have a very narrow straw.
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God has a lot to answer for!
 
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CCFCSteve

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #257
shmmeee said:
Already had two conversations with people who are stocking up on toilet rolls (why? Use the shower if it comes to it) and food.
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Animal...shitting in the shower...what’s wrong with the toilet ?!!! ; )
 
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Terry Gibson's perm

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  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #258
Flying Fokker said:
The have been told not to dip their ‘bread’ but are allowed to drink. Maybe the could have a very narrow straw.
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As long as it paper
 
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Liquid Gold

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  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #259
I’m ready for it. Gonna start licking hand rails*. Get me the time off and get it done. I’m going to get it anyway.l, would rather do it now while it’s still cool.


*i’m not going to do this.
 
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Terry Gibson's perm

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #260
It looks like in the post apocalyptic world the new currency will be bog roll
 
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hill83

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  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #261
Terry Gibson's perm said:
It looks like in the post apocalyptic world the new currency will be bog roll
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Also going to be the case though. Nothing else matters when you are desperate for a shit. And you can’t doing anything else if you’ve got the shits. The entire fulcrum of your life is your anus.
 
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ccfc92

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #262
Ffs, I thought it was just America or a joke about the loo roll situation.

Just been to get some essentials (crate of beer, beats chest) and the whole fucking loo roll aisle is empty!

I genuinely needed some for the house as I was on the last roll, unlike the freaks panic buying.
 

ccfc92

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #263
hill83 said:
Also going to be the case though. Nothing else matters when you are desperate for a shit. And you can’t doing anything else if you’ve got the shits. The entire fulcrum of your life is your anus.
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Post nut clarity helps too.
 

fernandopartridge

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #264
fellatio_Martinez said:
Apparently we could all be quarantined at home for two weeks.

I hope Pornhub's servers will be able to cope.
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Will there be one of those power surges that is said to happen e.g. When people put the kettle on at half time in Xmas Coronation Street?

I've good a Huawei phone and the dictionary brought up Coronavirus ahead of Coronation there
 
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fernandopartridge

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #265
ccfc92 said:
I work in a company of around 30 people. Someone came back from Italy with a sore throat, so someone else in the office signed themselves off for 2 weeks....
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Good luck to them
 

fernandopartridge

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #266
Flying Fokker said:
26k died of flu in England a couple of years ago. 500 per week. Hmm
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Difference between that flu has been long established and mutates, there is a vaccine too if not fully effective. Coronavirus is new, no vaccine, highly contagious and spreading. Old people and those with pre existing illness are not irrelevant.
 
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Terry Gibson's perm

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #267
There must be some twitchy people in the House of Lords.

I will keep a look out for an increase in toilet rolls going through our system tonight and report in later
 

Covstu

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #268
Can you get bog roll on amazon prime!?
 

Terry Gibson's perm

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #269
Covstu said:
Can you get bog roll on amazon prime!?
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Yep shit loads of choice
 
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Sick Boy

Super Moderator
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #270
fernandopartridge said:
Difference between that flu has been long established and mutates, there is a vaccine too if not fully effective. Coronavirus is new, no vaccine, highly contagious and spreading. Old people and those with pre existing illness are not irrelevant.
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That's the whole point, attention and resources should be concentrated on those elderly and those with pre-existing illness.
 
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Johnnythespider

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #271
Thank god i bought a 9 pack last week, might have to start rationing it, 2 squares per visit
 

Liquid Gold

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #272
You’re more likely to pick it up if you drink too much and use drugs so that’s what I’m going to do... still
 

Ian1779

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #273
Terry Gibson's perm said:
It looks like in the post apocalyptic world the new currency will be bog roll
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The wife has bought enough for us to pay for a ground in Coventry.
 
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Ring Of Steel

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #274
Here we go..

Coronavirus: First case of Covid-19 detected in Irish patient who has not been abroad
 

Sick Boy

Super Moderator
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #275
Ring Of Steel said:
Here we go..

Coronavirus: First case of Covid-19 detected in Irish patient who has not been abroad
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My grandmother always said they were the devil’s own people.
 
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Ring Of Steel

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  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #276
Sick Boy said:
My grandmother always said they were the devil’s own people.
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Lol- first sign of anything out the ordinary here and the shelves are wiped clean of bread, potatoes & milk, it’s like a stampede tonight at the local Lidl :wacky:
 
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Sick Boy

Super Moderator
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #277
Ring Of Steel said:
Lol- first sign of anything out the ordinary here and the shelves are wiped clean of bread, potatoes & milk, it’s like a stampede tonight at the local Lidl :wacky:
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Haha she was from Limerick, even today the anti Cork bias is still with me.
 
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CCFCSteve

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #278
Liquid Gold said:
You’re more likely to pick it up if you drink too much and use drugs so that’s what I’m going to do... still
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Shit !
 
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CCFCSteve

Well-Known Member
  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #279
Johnnythespider said:
Thank god i bought a 9 pack last week, might have to start rationing it, 2 squares per visit
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depends on the quality of the shitroll I guess. I’ve got some of that blitz kitchen roll that I can cut into suitably sized squares if necessary (Only one square needed with that stuff !)
 
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fellatio_Martinez

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  • Mar 5, 2020
  • #280
Sick Boy said:
Haha she was from Limerick, even today the anti Cork bias is still with me.
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I have grandparents from Limerick.

We're probably related somehow. Are you insanely handsome?
 
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