Conor Chaplin - Signing Confirmed (Finally!) (4 Viewers)

[TewkesburySkyBlue]

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All joking aside, I don't care if it's a football forum or not, I like taking the piss out of people who can't write properly and by extension probably can't speak properly.

Frees Peach and all that

Edit: Even then if only when people say 'of' instead of 'have' really winds me up for some reason.

Nothing wrong with the grammar police it does my head in abuse of the English language !

 

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[usskyblue]

Nothing wrong with the grammar police it does my head in abuse of the English language !

Two right m8

 

[hill83]

Nothing wrong with the grammar police it does my head in abuse of the English language !

Defo

 

[GaryJones]

Shud bee deffo shurley!

 

[Loughborough Sky Blue]

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[matesx]

Anyfink, nuffink and sumfink are my pet hates. So thick sounding. Also "brought" instead of "bought" for fucksake it's not difficult!

 

[ajsccfc]

If we do sign Chaplin, the amount of talk about him in the thread makes me fear he'll be put up on a peddle stool.

 

[Liquid Gold]

If we do sign Chaplin, the amount of talk about him in the thread makes me fear he'll be put up on a peddle stool.

Hes not the bee hall and end hall

 

[Nick]

Anyfink, nuffink and sumfink are my pet hates. So thick sounding. Also "brought" instead of "bought" for fucksake it's not difficult!

My wife hates "that will learn you" to the point she wants to start chinning people.

 

[ajsccfc]

Hes not the bee hall and end hall

Worst case ontario, we've got Jordy in now

 

[Liquid Gold]

A particularly Cov one is "Give it me" instead of "Give it to me". Sends my other half nuts.

 

[Liquid Gold]

Worst case ontario, we've got Jordy in now

That's a Trailer Park Boys one

 

[rob9872]

Moor pacifically wee shud of brought him buy know

 

[ajsccfc]

That's a Trailer Park Boys one

My favourite Rickyism of all, I keep finding myself using it to people who must just think I'm a bit thick

 

[mark82]

Edit: Even then if only when people say 'of' instead of 'have' really winds me up for some reason.

This is my pet hate. Ridiculous how widespread this issue has become.

 

[mark82]

My wife hates "that will learn you" to the point she wants to start chinning people.

You want to try living in Yorkshire.

 

[hill83]

This is my pet hate. Ridiculous how widespread this issue has become.

It will eventually become accepted as an alternative and then as a standard. And I'll be a whinging old git shouting at clouds by then.

 

[mark82]

Nothing wrong with the grammar police it does my head in abuse of the English language !

They'll be after you writing like that.

 

[matesx]

My wife hates "that will learn you" to the point she wants to start chinning people.

Yeah and how about "can you borrow me a tenner?" Grrrrrrrrr

 

[Leamington Pete]

It’s the their, there, they’re one which winds me up. Every school in the land teaches how to write these correctly. It’s not that difficult!

Anyway, what was this thread about again?

 

[JimmyHillsbeard]

Jackett is turning his attention to Portsmouth fans. Most of them think Chaplin is one of their own and has been treated badly by the football club. If the manager can establish that 1) he wants to leave 2) the club are not going to weaken their squad st the expense of a rival and thus want to replace before selling to another L1 club then he is likely to buy himself some time from a Pompey fan base that may otherwise be hard to please.

He’s prepared to not sell an asset and call out a player for a bad attitude (when it seems to me that Chaplin has exhibited quite a good attitude throughout tbh). He’s also hoping that chaplin might Come to appreciate that his chances at Pompey might be as good as with another club who have just signed a new striker from a Prem club.

It might look odd from our perspective but his manner does seem understandable from the POV of his own job security.

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

Jackett is turning his attention to Portsmouth fans. Most of them think Chaplin is one of their own and has been treated badly by the football club. If the manager can establish that 1) he wants to leave 2) the club are not going to weaken their squad st the expense of a rival and thus want to replace before selling to another L1 club then he is likely to buy himself some time from a Pompey fan base that may otherwise be hard to please.

He’s prepared to not sell an asset and call out a player for a bad attitude (when it seems to me that Chaplin has exhibited quite a good attitude throughout tbh). He’s also hoping that chaplin might Come to appreciate that his chances at Pompey might be as good as with another club who have just signed a new striker from a Prem club.

It might look odd from our perspective but his manner does seem understandable from the POV of his own job security.

He sounds like he's grasping at straws to me. Looks like he's alienated himself from the player and now from the fans by not being fair with him. Still have a sneaking suspicion that we'll sign him.

 

[City Boy]

Chaplin given permission to leave.
Coventry City target told he can leave his club

 

[Nick]

Chaplin given permission to leave.
Coventry City target told he can leave his club

Isnt that just a clickbait version of what was discussed on here yesterday about the manager's comments but with a misleading headline?

 

[City Boy]

Isnt that just a clickbait version of what was discussed on here yesterday about the manager's comments but with a misleading headline?

Maybe...did you click it?

 

[Nick]

Maybe...did you click it?

That's a yes then!

 

[Skyblueweeman]

The situation is still the same. The only difference is KJ has said he can leave.

Until they get a replacement though, he's going nowhere. No real difference in the situation.

I guess they might agree a fee and let us speak to him whilst they try and get a replacement.

 

[Nick]

The situation is still the same. The only difference is KJ has said he can leave.

Until they get a replacement though, he's going nowhere. No real difference in the situation.

I guess they might agree a fee and let us speak to him whilst they try and get a replacement.

Apparently all terms were agreed before with him and his agent until Pompey started moving the goalposts.

 

[Ccfcisparks]

Everyone get your alarms set for 5pm.

 

[vow]

Everyone get your alarms set for 5pm.

Lazy fooker, get up at a decent time, ok!?

 

[GaryJones]

Come on Portsmouth Chaplin & CCFC we cant have this thread stalling at 49 pages for fucks sake!

 

[better days]

Apparently all terms were agreed before with him and his agent until Pompey started moving the goalposts.

Sounds like they tried a last minute gazumping thinking we'd be desperate
Robins seems to have called their bluff
Suspect the 10 shirt is being held for Chaplin - all part of showing a main target they are in first 11

 

[Ricketts]

Jackett is turning his attention to Portsmouth fans. Most of them think Chaplin is one of their own and has been treated badly by the football club. If the manager can establish that 1) he wants to leave 2) the club are not going to weaken their squad st the expense of a rival and thus want to replace before selling to another L1 club then he is likely to buy himself some time from a Pompey fan base that may otherwise be hard to please.

He’s prepared to not sell an asset and call out a player for a bad attitude (when it seems to me that Chaplin has exhibited quite a good attitude throughout tbh). He’s also hoping that chaplin might Come to appreciate that his chances at Pompey might be as good as with another club who have just signed a new striker from a Prem club.

It might look odd from our perspective but his manner does seem understandable from the POV of his own job security.

The one thing that leaps out at me from this post is the missing capitalisation of Chaplin's name, so you capitalised the next 'C' that came along.

 

[usskyblue]

chaplin might Come

 

[Captain Dart]

Just stop now, you're only trying to get this non-event thread up to 50 pages, I know your tactics. (all properly punctuated)

Why stop at 50?