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Underwater hairdryer? That's ridiculous. Where would you plug it in?

Play football for a change hopefully.

The money is to be made in the land surrounding the stadium.

'My question is why are you doing the dirty work?' Err, because he's a City fan? :thinking about:

Unfortunately I think you'll find that the Chinaman was just a stall holder at the Hearsall Common Crock Fair.

Bit like me with what happens on the pitch. I stand back and hope something happens.

I'm pretty sure it was through you, MMM! :D Or should that be Bob Bones?

He's my friend of Facebook, though I've never actually met him. Seems a level headed bloke ....maybe apart from the Pompey thing of course. :whistle: He's built like a brick shithouse though so I am surprised it was only 100 Pompey fans. I'm sure most of them just simply bounced off him.

Maybe he's getting him mixed up with Mervyn King, the Governor of the Bank of England. He's English, eligible and available I believe.

You could tweet Richard Keys if you want it sharpish. You may have to convince him you're genuine though.

Only one season in management and got Watford to 11th with a win ratio of 34%. Not enough experience, 11th is okay but not success and we need a better win ratio than that if we want to get out of this league.

My contacts don't tell me anything. They just help me to see better.

He didn't say it was a nice piece of cake. This cake is horrible, tough and leaves a nasty taste in your mouth.

To be fair to him I don't recall Clive Platt ever hoofing the ball.

Hooray!!! Finally!! Gave enough hints but everyone just kept going on regardless. Even made a joke about no-one now being able to sign him because of the patent but no-one clicked on!!

No, it is Alex Scott! Get her in!! :whistle: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Scott_%28footballer_born_1984%29

Yep and when we leave everyone back and clear the ball all we do is give the ball back to the opposition to have another go at us. What on earth use are the likes of Sheff and Cody at defending in our own box? It's a rhetorical question so no need to answer that.

Out of them I would only want Wise or Wilder.

Thought Burton looked okay, though a little powder puff up front.

I am not on the shortlist They did ring me but I was sitting on the toilet at the time and i couldn't be arsed to answer it. Anyway, it's an easy decision. Ask all the candidates the same question and the *first one to say they would leave an attacker up the field when we are defending...