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why not go dolphin shooting on your jetski?

which one?

Were you on a Herefordshire wanking holiday?

yew might be mistaken

must have been a 'box' hedge

i would have sympathy with that line of defence. I got confused as a learner rider which way to twist the throttle to slow down, and ended up in a simialr position.

perhaps he wasn't doing it on purpose?

I think I know that shop. Its called Lockit & Son & Son. & Son

in a shopping area of Boulder, Colorado, I once saw a bloke sitting on a bench wearing a lampshade on his head.

Should they really still be in nappies at 42 ?

sorry, my job as a counciller means I work long hours.

dogging again?

..although I doubt you'd be able to say ANYTHING if you had Beth Ditto sitting on your face

why - does she have a sweet 'taste'?

good point

people that say that they have 'curated' something. No you haven't.

people that ride those fucking 'lying down bikes', or whatever they're called. what assholes!

looks great, Corrado

Touche Turtle was quite good.