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fuck em

when people say 'you' instead of 'I' e.g (topical example) Saddleworth Moor resident: "You could hardly breathe and your eyes were burning" Actually, I could breath, and my eyes weren't burning. thanks - but that's because I'm about 300 miles south of the fire.

even when he stubbs his toe?

wrong thread. 'Pricks' was on gmkonline.

you fat cunnt!

And that concludes the evidence for the defence in the case of 'OTIS v Operation Yewtree'

maybe you should put her back on the shelf as a punishment

Oxford - about 15 minutes. When I was about 16 my mum got me a new coat for my birthday. I proudly wore it that night when going for a bit of underage drinking in town with my mates, and (which would become a habit in later years) prompty left it behind on the floor of whatever pub/club we...

oh dear

Too late now perhaps, but I hope you've been in training for the inevitable 'dads race' at the end.

perhaps they think you have had her 'sprayed' , so she is now a more expensive colour to replace?

You're right. Attempting to control a man made projectile whilst it flies throught the atmosphere is certainly not rocket science.

not longer, just messier and 'unexpected'.

cons: you have to wipe their arses for a few years pros: they eventually have to wipe yours for longer.

sha la la la la

did you let her straight back out again?

on a plane or using her arms as wings?

using plurals when referring to famous people. e.g. "the Messis, Ronaldos, Bests and Peles of this world" (OK, Ronaldos is allowed, but you get my point).

nice to see they all squeezed into Mark Robins attic to do the press conference.