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its Omagh (as in Omagh Simpson)

her arse needs at least 3 seats

you really should sell that cafe, you know.

now that's customer service

erm, when was the last time a party (of any persuasion) carried out everything in their manifesto anyway?

you can pick and choose statistics to fit your argument: e.g.

in a digital age its easy for both sides to spread absolute bullshit in this way. My advice to someone voting would be to ignore just about everything you've seen/re why wait - do it tonight

i thought it was because he likes to fuck up Turkey

..and don't go into the towns as its they're full of Aussies

people that try and sell you a 50p piece for £4.50 2019 The Snowman BU 50p edit: +P&P - so for £7.49 you get a 50p piece.

also, if your cooking them for more than 2 people, and everyone wants 'soldiers', and your toaster only does 2 slices at a time.

have you seen the sixth sense Daz?

my mate from Northern Ireland says the weather forecast there is either - 'it's raining', 'it's just been raining' or 'it's just about to rain'.

yes - what kind of fool would go around repeating that phrase?

All I hear is "something, something Wales, something, something Wales" , followed by 'right?", all the time.

an opportunity for Chuka Umunna to rejoin Labour and stand for leader? :)

Did you mean Gravy train? (as opposed to

Does anyone else remember a classic post on the old gmk forum regarding someone doing a shit at a wrestling event? I remember crying with laughter it was so funny. Don't remember who posted it, but if you're reading this please post the story again.

better aim next time

..but he's still a sack of shit?