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you're not meant to shag on the display beds.

install some mini-spikes along the top of the chair-back.

(sorry, football related, but..) A thing that annoys me is ex-footballer TV pundits, when talking about VAR, saying that the VAR bosses should employ 'someone that has actually played the game' (ie someone like themselves), to help design VAR/make decision etc. They seem to think that 'actually...

3. Someone just forgot to take them down

yes, they call it a 'match'

you may become a billionaire, but you'd be living in a city with a population of 70 million.

..and is there ever a desert that he DOESN'T like? (#fatcunt)

Didn't say she is hot or anything. But she is good for a 97 year old. I am presently sorting out a bird who is in her 50's. Otherwise known as the wife. I still get younger birds coming up to me looking for bread when I'm out in the garden, All a part of getting older. You end up appreciating a...

after weeks of listening to her moaning about this, that and the other, can I withdraw my 'not so obvious hot babe' nomination, please?

and it's never good wiping with a wet arse

I agree. This is meant to be 'not so obvious' as opposed to 'obviously not'

maybe it was you that 'turned her'

every cloud...her tits will get bigger :)

...and volume control could be added to help the 'hard of hearing'