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you'd shag David Blunkett?

Name your top 3, with a picture of your number 1.

yes, but no need to stop if you do, as nobody will have seen you hit them.

you mean the leader debates?

also, how much of 'mock the week' is actually about 'the week'? About 10% the last time I saw it. Pretty sure that 'things that you would never hear in a cakeshop' is not topical.

you must be discrete

no - you can't submit an official complaint about your new workmates after they asked that you fetch them a glass hammer, a long stand, and a bucket of steam

as your joke proves ;)

sounds ideal. Replace your old, smelly carpets with some new, smelly carpets, at a competitive price.

not really into pets - but I LOVE animals. Here's one I took a shine to at the weekend:

no problem with him remaining neutral, but if that is the case, please get someone else to negotiate the deal. No incentive to negotiate a good deal otherwise.

perhaps he only lived twice

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you could argue that its designed to mimic a tabloid front page (red top etc) as opposed to a Labour leaflet.

..or that she's actually Claire Balding

not half

The fact that Tony Blair has an opinion on the upcoming general election, and that it is is todays news. It's like Geoffrey Boycott constantly saying 'I told you', after something happens in the cricket.

I do a lot of work for charity, but I don't like to talk about it.:angelic::vomit:

people that use their car just to nip out for an ice cream ;)

well it won't be her face, that's for sure