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If only those big juicy lips could be put to good use!

Yes, but the pies were fantastic.

Small talk is shit, unless it's about football, fishing or sex.

Must be working class as I, as a phase 1er have luncheon and supper!

Definitely agree! My wife went out with friends for a Chinese. She is a veggie and when the meals came out everyone dug into each others. Now, all the others were meaty ones so my wife was left with only a couple of mouthfuls of her own meal!

Hmmm Joy in leopard skin, nice.

Dust off your spades and get digging. Coal is King!

I must admit since and after lockdown my consumption has gone down. Once we were allowed back into pubs, I seem to have lost a desire just to pop out for a couple of pints. Would rather now go out for a meal and a pint on a less regular basis.

The comments by his own fans at the end of the article says it all!

Just like the joke when you see an old slapper - 16 from the back, 64 from the front - she's a Kronenburg!

WAD

Why not take your effing goat with you?

Clive Sinclair - joined the Spectrum in the sky. RIP

Has Boris still got his water cannons?

Best defensive record in the Division.

My wife’s a veggie. Unfortunately for me she won’t handle my meat!

Careful. He’s likely to sign a free and pocket the money!

True. He has no staying power.

My wife (again!). We both wears glasses to read, so, being a very organised phase 1 member, I have a pair of specs by my desk. Every time I need them she's borrowed them and when I get them back they are covered in fingerprints and smeared. Bloody annoying!