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So sorry OSB - it was my toyboy just calling to say he was in the hotel lobby and ready to give me a rodgering.

Like most, never been a fan of SISU, but give Joy her due, looks like she has given MR all the backing he has required. Obviously the motive is to make a return but I think she might now be a member of the SBA!

I take it you're one of us - Phase 1 Elite!

More like Tena lady.

Try Times Radio.

Those same questions are put to people after a disaster or they have lost a loved one. The young lady has been fantastic, but it will be wall to wall coverage now until the final. I know someone called Emma, maybe it will get me a soundbite.

People who tell me to F off when I'm only doing my job! PS- I'm not sulking, just being quiet.

Now then, you should just put a little smear of Marmite around your todger. You can then pop it back into your pants when the ”flavour” has gone.

Mine does it with bread. Says she can never open the little sticky tape band so just rips into the side. Mess all over and mouldy bread after a couple of day.

My wife has beans with her fish and chips. What’s that all about?

Absolutely the worst thing ever having to bury your child.

And you get the mushy peas in a little bloody dish. Since Masterchef I now know this dish to be a ramekin. Same with beans for a full English. Think of all the extra washing up it makes! Just spoon it on!

Eastbourne. She’s got family down there. Not even a game at Eastbourne FC to escape to!

One to get your ladies "in the mood"

My wife who organises trips and visits without looking at the calendar where I’ve marked the City home games. Cardiff’s a goner now.

You're a very naughty boy!

Bugger - we've missed out on the best ever transfer headline. Coventry sent to Coventry!

it’s a boy!

Not normally my scene, but The White Lotus is a fantastic watch.

Men (not kids) who wear their baseball caps back to front.