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  1. Otis

    What's the point in

    And I have to tell you, moustaches are not at all popular in the Otis household. Not one little bit. The are now banned. When the moustache first appeared there used to be lots of complaints on issues of crumbs and hygiene and tickling and also of scratching too. So, after several months of...
  2. Otis

    What's the point in

    I think sideways 8's look more like moustaches to be honest.
  3. Otis

    What's the point in

    I always get mixed up between Ann Widdecombe and Anne of Cleeves.
  4. Otis

    Blackpool match thread

    Yeah, but that was too early. The magic formula only works between the 7th and 14th minute. Also have to make sure you don't feed them after midnight or get them wet.
  5. Otis

    What's the point in

    All I know is he can't stand still in Coventry market too long, otherwise people start trying to drop 2p pieces into the imaginary coin slot on the top of his head.
  6. Otis

    What's the point in

    Hanging off the door in a baby grower don't you mean? I'm not 100% certain, but I think Dion Dublin's penis is taller than Micky Gynn.
  7. Otis

    What's the point in

    Well not so sure he is now, but he was. Maybe Gynny's had a late growth spurt.
  8. Otis

    83/84 vs 15/16

    Comparably, this year's squad in League One to that squad back then in the Premier League, the players we have now are far, far superior.
  9. Otis

    What's the point in

    Ridiculous! Cyrille is much taller. Thinking about it, I think my problem is that I reckon I have trouble distinguishing ginger people. I can't tell the difference between Toyah, Hazel O'Connor or Ron Weasley.
  10. Otis

    83/84 vs 15/16

    I don't think we were. Think we knew he had a complete rebuilding task on his hands and that he had plucked players hardly anyone had ever heard of. My recollection is that they were very few calls for his head. Might be wrong though.
  11. Otis

    What's the point in

    I always get her mixed up with Hazel O'Connor. But then I remember that Wilcox is 6 letters and O'Connor, 7. I am so grateful O'Connor has 2 'N's otherwise I'd be stumped.
  12. Otis

    Now we know why Andy Turner isn't a manager

    “We all think we know best when it comes to team selections and in this particular instance, I’d probably hand Henderson his first start or certainly chuck him on immediately if City manage to take the lead, even if it’s as early as the fourth minute, as was the case on Tuesday."
  13. Otis

    What's the point in

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgee3IGYZsU
  14. Otis

    What's the point in

    What's the point of the Carphone Warehouse? It doesn't have carphones and it's not in a warehouse.
  15. Otis

    Blackpool match thread

    We HAVE to play Murphy! Just looked at the CT and their right back is suspended. Ready to be replaced by. .... 36 year old Emerson Boyce! If Murphy can't outpace him we need to have him put down with immediate effect! I predicted 0-0, but of it's Murphy v Boyce, can I change my score to...
  16. Otis

    Confirmed: Cargill season over

    Don't say 'hamper,' you're making me hungry.
  17. Otis

    Confirmed: Cargill season over

    Yep, bring a flippin winger in to get the ball into the flippin box, already!!
  18. Otis

    Blackpool match thread

    I called for that a couple of weeks back. Glad TM is trying something different. Let's hope it's not too late in the day.
  19. Otis

    McLaren sack imminent, Armstrong recall imminent?

    And Armstrong isn't Premier League quality either, but we're debating about him.
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