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And I have to tell you, moustaches are not at all popular in the Otis household. Not one little bit. The are now banned. When the moustache first appeared there used to be lots of complaints on issues of crumbs and hygiene and tickling and also of scratching too. So, after several months of...

I think sideways 8's look more like moustaches to be honest.

I always get mixed up between Ann Widdecombe and Anne of Cleeves.

Says who?

Yeah, but that was too early. The magic formula only works between the 7th and 14th minute. Also have to make sure you don't feed them after midnight or get them wet.

All I know is he can't stand still in Coventry market too long, otherwise people start trying to drop 2p pieces into the imaginary coin slot on the top of his head.

Hanging off the door in a baby grower don't you mean? I'm not 100% certain, but I think Dion Dublin's penis is taller than Micky Gynn.

Well not so sure he is now, but he was. Maybe Gynny's had a late growth spurt.

Comparably, this year's squad in League One to that squad back then in the Premier League, the players we have now are far, far superior.

Ridiculous! Cyrille is much taller. Thinking about it, I think my problem is that I reckon I have trouble distinguishing ginger people. I can't tell the difference between Toyah, Hazel O'Connor or Ron Weasley.

I don't think we were. Think we knew he had a complete rebuilding task on his hands and that he had plucked players hardly anyone had ever heard of. My recollection is that they were very few calls for his head. Might be wrong though.

I always get her mixed up with Hazel O'Connor. But then I remember that Wilcox is 6 letters and O'Connor, 7. I am so grateful O'Connor has 2 'N's otherwise I'd be stumped.

“We all think we know best when it comes to team selections and in this particular instance, I’d probably hand Henderson his first start or certainly chuck him on immediately if City manage to take the lead, even if it’s as early as the fourth minute, as was the case on Tuesday."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgee3IGYZsU

What's the point of the Carphone Warehouse? It doesn't have carphones and it's not in a warehouse.

We HAVE to play Murphy! Just looked at the CT and their right back is suspended. Ready to be replaced by. .... 36 year old Emerson Boyce! If Murphy can't outpace him we need to have him put down with immediate effect! I predicted 0-0, but of it's Murphy v Boyce, can I change my score to...

Don't say 'hamper,' you're making me hungry.

Yep, bring a flippin winger in to get the ball into the flippin box, already!!

I called for that a couple of weeks back. Glad TM is trying something different. Let's hope it's not too late in the day.

And Armstrong isn't Premier League quality either, but we're debating about him.